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2010-05-01T16:42:00.003+08:00

Hello I am at Whitesands Fruzen Yoguz now. Ryna works here sometimes, and I am here for free yoghurt! :D

Its been long since I last blogged I realised! Hmmmm, basically I spent a lot of time in camp.

Being a Combat Medic Trainee... wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I go for lectures, lessons, learn stuff that I won't ever ever get to learn! Mom said this is a rare opportunity.

Its just that the stupid camp is mad far away I can dai travelling I tell you.

Recently I went to help NYJC CO perform for their public concert. I miss playing in an orchestra manzxz. It was mad hilarious, I broke my strings during the first song, then I exited the stage during the second song, and got scolded for that. HAHAHA.

Its ok I am alright. Experience k!

Gaining experience is also why I want to go MDC so badly! Aiyah but never mind. Its ok. Its really alright I'm ok I'm ok.

I am like, abit bored here you know. Ryna is working, ignoring me! ):

As usual ah, my life is abit the sad. I am always broke because the army gives me money that is not even enough for basic necessities like shopping and K-boxing all that.

And I know I promised to show you guys my dirty phone but the photos are so disgusting I decided not to show already. (I am lazy k I am lazy.)

I really need to go shopping again man, my Braziliano Praias are hanging on but not for long. I need more shorts, shoes, bags. I am such a himbo I know but I need all these. I NEED. I, NO, I MUST HAVEEEE.

But... $400 can do what neh neh? ):

Bahhhhhh. Bored. I am going to edit my blog template. Hohoho!

And yes, do follow me on twitter to receive updates during Shit in the Morning Express!

FYI: Shit in the Morning Express is a narcissistic/psychotic/lame/funny role playing program I came up with, it features a host (me) and Private Chia (also me), and they talk about different topics everyday (as long as I am in camp and feel like shitting in the morning). Do tune in k, we're (I'm) working on audience interraction.

2010-04-19T00:03:00.002+08:00

Hello readers. Long time no blog. Ha, ha, ha.

First, I POP-ed. Yay to me. But not for long, because...

I didn't get into MDC but I am going to become a Combat Medic. (WTF is a Combat Medic you ask. Go watch the video I posted on Facebook.)

Worst thing: MDC and Military Medical Institute (MMI) are both at the same camp, called Nee Soon camp! ):

Neh-mind, I will just go there and see what's in for me.

I spent my block leave with CO practices, friends and family. Met up with some friends that I haven't met in a long while!

Huifang reflects light. :O

See the camera. My brother gave it to me. Nao I can has photos, many many photos! PREPARE FOR CAMWHORING MADNESS.

I have to report to the Nee Soon camp in... 8 hours time. FML. I cannot I cannot. If you follow me on Twitter you'd have seen my outburst and knew how upset I was/am.

I'll be the first medic to kill somebody.

I wanted to blog about the smelly handphone my dad got for me, but the photos refuse to be uploaded. Next time then. I MUST blog about them.

Last sexy photo for you:

2010-03-21T01:19:00.002+08:00

Oh man readers, you gotta help me out.

To eat or not to eat supper? That is the question.

If to eat, eat what?

I am having a serious crave for McSpicy Double and fries!

(I also want to eat bak chor mee, fml.)

HOW, MY STOMACH IS THE HUNGRY!

It will be better if comments are tweeted. :D

2010-03-12T01:27:00.004+08:00

Hello readers I am sorry I took so long to update BUT,

MY STUPID LAPTOP DIED LA DIED DIED.

Its ok, I am blogging from this crazy senile desktop here.

I was looking through FB and was browsing at my photos, and I realised that I miss having hair, having nice (clean) nails and what not.

WHAT HAS THE GOVERNMENT DONE TO ME?!

Screw that. I couldn't find photos to blog about but Jojo Ngeow helped me!

SEE!

[Photos removed!]

Epic. Totally epic.

KMH, you are amazeballzxz.

By the way, WHAT IS THAT FOREIGN LANGUAGE? THAI? WHAT DOES IT SAY!

*abrupt ending*

BYE! :D <3

2010-02-14T17:03:00.003+08:00

A short and quick update for my oinks:

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! ROARRR LIKE A TIGER!

And Happy Valentine's Day love love loves. :D

I am at my aunt's house in Toa Payoh, just beside GECO, and using my cousin's laptop. I will blog more tonight when I have my stupid laptop with me!

Loves!

2010-02-07T01:31:00.003+08:00

Hello readers. I changed my mind about blogging about Mad Sergeant. Its too unhappy to think about it nao!

I am at Syra's place, using her laptop!

This post: I CAN HAS AMAZINGGG FRIENDS!

Last week I met up with... let me recall: Veronica Rose, Minhui, Jonathan, Junhe, Junyuan, and AIYAH MANY PEOPLE I CANNOT REMEMBER ALL.

We went to Chinatown and squeezed with all the sweaty aunties then to a KTV and sang songs! (What else could we do in a KTV?)

That is Veronica Rose for you.

It was ultra-fun please. Initially the KTV was empty so we totally bombarded the place with our voices until the waitress couldn't take it and cut our songs for awhile and played her own songs.

But she maxi-fail because after her 2 songs we continued singing until the KTV got crowded and we left. :D

Minhui!

Confession: I never thought that I will get to know such amazing friends. Many loves for all of you! <3

Next week is CNY and I haven't bought my clothes yet fml. I need to go shopping tomorrow!

Meeting Veronica Rose to shop and watch Ruan Xian's Beautiful Sunday tomorrow! Last self-obessed photo for you!

Maxi-loves!

2010-01-31T13:12:00.002+08:00

FINANCIAL CRISIS. I need to get more cash!

The SAF allowance of $400 odd is totally insufficient! After giving Mama about half of it, how do I survive with the rest for a month?!

There are things that I ~~need to~~ MUST get:

LG BL20 aka LG Chocolate
Camera?
CNY clothes which includes tops, bottoms, shoes, bags, accesories and what nots.
And other stuffs I cannot remember nao.

With roughly about $200 on hand, I still have to fork up about $40 for transport. That means I only have $160 to last me a month.

I HAD MORE DURING MY SCHOOLING DAYS OMGWTFBBQ!

This is getting me maxi-depressed.

Ok I am a poor army boy. See you next time. D:

2010-01-30T12:27:00.003+08:00

Hello readers! Today's topic:

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I HAD HAIR?!

Hair (on the head) is very important to a person. It not only shows how a person cares about his/her appearances and standard of personal grooming, but also gives the person an identity, it leaves an impression on other people!

Ever since I enlisted I have no more hair, and therefore labelled as "chao recruit".

I tell you, that sucks. People avoid standing next to you because they think that recruits are smelly and dirty. Even if they are in outside/civilian clothes!

That is totally not true I proclaim once more! I bathe about 3 times in camp a day, and always make an effort to make sure that I am not sweaty and smelly, except during PT!

Having being stereotyped and realised how hair is important, I am going to reminisce my good old days, with hair on my head.

I had this this hairstlye for my mid JC days. My early JC days' hairstyle is similiar to what I had before I enlisted, except for the sloped sides and back, but the fringe is the same!

This is the hair before I enlisted, undercut at the sides and back, with fringe cut to the side like the good old secondary school days and early JC days.

Maxi-love this hairstyle!

This is the craziest hairstyle I had, and I had it for a long time! Straight bangs! It was attention grabbing as hell! But I liked it, so I didn't care about others' opinions on it. :D

As you can see, I don't like my hair to be styled. I like it the be the way it is, so I always prefer a outstanding hair cut, rather than normal hair which have to be styled to look presentable.

Even my sort-of-like-mohawk-hair is not styled. I push the hair up when its wet, when it dries it stays there.

Amazing hair or badly damaged hair, you decide. LOL.

I'm madly undecisive of my own hairstyle, so whenever I feel that I should change a hairstyle, I go to my hair dresser and tell her:

"I want to change hair. Cut however you want!"

She decides for me! It takes time to trust a hair dresser. My hair is thick and coarse and grows in any way possible, it really isn't easy to manage. Luckily I found a hair dresser who can tame my overgrown and viscious fur everytime it goes out of hand!

I really miss my hair nao I wanna dai.

Its ok after I POP I can at least grow some hair and look better I guess. :\

Some tips I learned through these years:

Choose a hairstyle that can suit your face shape.
Do not over-dye your hair or spam hair products that damage your hair.
Use a shampoo and conditioner that suits your hair the best.
Don't anyhow change shampoo and conditioner!
Wash and condition your hair only once a day to retain the natural oils.
Go for a trim when the hairstyle goes out of shape!
Keep your hair clean.
Do not expose it to sunlight excessively, unless you want crispy hair.
Love your hair! Especially guys who haven't enlisted yet!
Ok I think everyone knows what I just said very well. :\

So! Are you going to love your hair more now? :D

2010-01-23T01:48:00.002+08:00

Aiyo readers I wanna dai. Seriously, army is killing me slowly bit by bit. These 5 days in camp were...

TORTUROUS.

Let me explain to you why is that so. Firstly, we went on our Route March which was supposedly 4km. Supposedly, because they lied to us, we found out that we marched about 7-8km! >:(

And with about 18kg worth of stuff that we were carrying on our backs!

I thought, 4km only, can la, just chiong.

I took 3 steps only I want to turn back. SUPER HEAVY LEH MY BACK ALMOST SNAPPED.

We had to sing through out the march into the forest, so I sang, very reluctantly because it requires energy and I know I need energy to carry that crazy load.

But when my platoon was singing "I don't wanna live in army life... Mummy I wanna go home!" I TOTALLY WENT MAD.

I screamed the lyrics at the top of my lungs so loud that I think I killed a few birds with my sonar waves or whatever you call it.

Ok then I made it back to camp. Like 1 of this kinda thing per week wasn't enough, I had another one 2 days later.

When I heard about it from my Sir I was like this:

._.

WHATURFFFFF. FML!

Ok no choice, I have to do it anyway. So again I marched into the forest, this time I was in pain because my field pack wasn't nicely put on at first.

And furthermore, the pace was freaking fast we had to RUN WITH THE 18KG TO CATCH UP, which added to the pain of this painful activity!

When I thought it couldn't get worse, we got screwed badly by our sergeants and commanders when we were back, for not marching properly and not catching up.

I TOTALLY CAUGHT UP OK I RAN FROM THE BACK TO THE FRONT, ALMOST DYING MY I TOLD MYSELF TO JIAYOU ALL THE WAY.

But I still got punished. FML, seriously.

Secondly was Speed Training and Ability Group Run (AGR). I almost died ok. For the AGR, it was raining so our OC took us running up and down the stairs. Randomly. Like, up 2 levels down 1 up 3 down 2 up 1 run across up 3 down 2 bla bla.

I felt like crumbling to the ground and die.

My thighs are still aching now because of it! Try climbing 500 storeys a day!

Those weren't all that I did but I don't want to recall to agonise myself. I feel ultra depressed whenever I remind myself of how I almost died for every training because they are so damn killer.

This weekend I have to churn out an A3 sized Total Defence poster and commanders' appraisal. Wonder how I am going to do it manzxz.

DAI DAI DAI. JARST DAI.

2010-01-16T04:50:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! Sorry for taking so long to blog after so many promises over my tweets. But I really had not enough time, so I actually had this post in my drafts for quite some time already!

I went to Hongkong with Nanyang JC Chinese Orchestra (much loves) from 6th Dec to 10th Dec 2009. I know it should be in the history textbook already, but I still wanna blog about it.

this is called Blogger's Integrity - To blog about major events. LOL.

*LARGE AMOUNTS OF PHOTOS AHEAD*

On the 6th of Dec 2009... (Whoa it sounds damn long ago) ... I was a lucky boy. Because my BFF Toh Junliang agreed to pick me up from my house to send me to the airport. :D

Part of the reason is also because he is going there to study and I have instruments and luggages to carry with me la.

But I really thank him x10000 because he is always there for me when I need help. (:

Thats him. HAHAHA.

We sat around at Yakun, while I waited for my friends to arrive and Junliang "studied".

See, he makes a good Yakun spokesperson. ._.

Oh yes his girlfriend Jieting was with us too. I knew Jieting long ago too, thats because...

Jieting was my sec 3/ sec 4 classmate while Junliang was my sec 2 classmate and both of them were only together years after we graduated from secondary school.

Understand? Don't understand your pasar because I know you don't care. :D

Jieting.

So when they left I went to the departure hall and saw some CO people there, and I started to camwhore abit.

With Yanjun laoshi.

Miss Tan ML for you. FIERCE HOR! She totally cmi in acting fierce la, one joker la she.

With Tan Chun Hao!

Ok then bla bla bla we boarded the plane which was too squeezy for me, I was squashed for 4 hours and was happy to alight in HK.

On the coach in HK! WTF is Pow (guy in red hoodie) doing! :\

Ok then we went for lunch, was quite excited at first. Had normal chinese restaurant food and Corn Soup.

Initially we kinda enjoyed the Corn Soup until we noticed a pattern in the food they serve.

We were served Corn Soup almost everyday k. We can go different restaurants but we still eat alomost the same food one. Damn sad one.

With Tan Chun Hao again!

Then we checked into our Hotel at Regal Oriental and had a practice session. Bla bla bla. Not interesting.

CCB!

Saw this building of a bank, with the English initials of CCB. Wth, who will invest in CCB? (Pun intended.)

Oh yes we went to Avenue of Stars. Saw the nightview of Hongkong's CBD. It might be nice to some old people or really suaku people but not me, because Singapore also can see these brightly lit buildings what.

Geylang all like that what.

Ok la it was nice, but gets boring after a while. So when Naijiew gets bored, he will 出 stunt.

Yay HK should pay me for doing this. LOL. Credits to Miss Tam ML for coming up with this not-very-funny-but-efforts-appreciated-idea.

Bored at Avenue of Stars.

Its just a stretch of road at the river bank, like Marina Bay, with HK's movie stars' and singers' handprints on the ground.

Like copy Hollywood la. Went back to hotel shortly after.

Back to hotel = CAMWHOREEEE.

Day 2 at HK started with breakfast. (Duh.)

My everyday-must-bring. No chilli padi = no eat.

Then we went to Disneyland! We performed, and got great responses. Really proud of NYCO lor! How many COs get to perform there you tell me?

After we performed we were given the whole day to play inside! Awesome hor?!

The ticket like cute only. HAHAHA.

"Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorow and fantasy." - Absolutely true!

Giant Christmas Tree! (Yes it was Christmas season then. I know it has been long.)

Had to navigate around, so I took a Mickey Guidemap! But didn't use it in the end. LOL.

I think I was trying to tear down Cinderella's castle. :\

Mr Lee SW aka My Econs Teacher back in NYJC. Attempt at being cute: FAIL.

We went to watch this Mickey's musical thingthing la, then we had to wear the 3D shades. We had to wait to enter the auditorium, I was bored then. Remember when Naijiew is bored, he will 出 stunt?

The doors finally opened after hearing Mickey speaking Cantonese to you at the door for 100000 times. The interior was megatastic. Like super grand and pretty!

The musical has water spraying at our faces and gusts of wind sprayed at your face. If you have PMS you might get abit tulan and smash the water spraying thing. :D

The door says "Musicians Only" so they dragged me along to take a photo with it. (:

After which there was a parade of Disney characters called "Let It Snow This Christmas" or something like that la.

I snapped alot of pictures, there was a giant retro Mickey, Ariel in her seashell bra, Alice from Alice in Wonderland bouncing like a crazy woman, fairy godmothers etc.

If I were to upload all I think by this year's Christmas you all also won't get to see this post. LOL.

There was a shop dedicated to Pooh Bear even. I think Rachel Koh will totally live in this shop. LOL.

Got Pooh Bear hang inside some more loh!

Oh then we went to this place called Its A Small World.

Let me tell you...

ITS THE MOST BORING PART OF THE WHOLE DISNEYLAND.

You take the boat ride, it takes you around the "world", seeing non-Disney related characters. The closest you can find is Woody and his girlfriend who are from Texas.

This part of the Disneyland should close down. All of us were super sian-ed by the ride and came out of it complaining.

Its A Small World. (Bahhhh.)

Non-Disney related things. See.

Then the sun set and the castle changed its appearance! Quickly snap a picture first because I am a kiasu Singaporean. :D

Don't ask me why the photo doesn't have me. I took the photo.

SEE. Its good to be kiasu and snap with your camera first because when the sky turns completely dark the castle changes again!

Fireworks were going to start so we sat down and waited for it. Pretty much like kiasu Singaporeans at Marina Bay.

Got abit bored so I bought popcorn, and it comes in a very cute Pooh Bear and Friends box!

Tigger!

Pooh Bear. ._.

EEYOREEEEEE. <333

(Eeyore is a boy. I insist.)

Piglet. Whatever he is such a wimp. Sorry to Piglet lovers. LOL.

Ah ya la ya la Pooh again.

Then got this baby kangaroo which I don't know its name but I know it exists.

AHHHH FIREWORKS START LIAO!

Ok these are my best photos, the rest looks like the castle was on fire.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Back in hotel, let me camwhore la?

Next day we went to eat breakfast at a Cha Chan Teng. We ordered additional Eggtarts and Buo Luo Bao.

They are the AWESOME-EST I HAVE TASTED.

Nom.

Then we went to a local school for an exchange program. The HK kids are damn good looking. I feel damn ugly as a Singaporean la!

And they are like VERY friendly, not what I expected! Even though the exchange lasted for only an afternoon, I made many many friends!

Then at night we went to take this Open Top Bus. Aiyah it just means the bus has no shelter at the second storey.

To con tourists who want to go sight seeing one la.

All we saw was neon lights and giant signs, pretty much like Geylang x10. Go imagine.

See the neon lights behind?

Then after that we went shopping at Ladies Street, and back to hotel.

As usual, camwhoreeeee.

Why my eyes one big one small fml.

MRT now no need tracks already because my face have. I have wrinkles at this age leh can you imagine when I really turn old?!

FML.

This advertisement is damn funny. Read it in Cantonese! :D

We went to this temple with giant statues. See:

Ok not her because she stands at 1.4m to 1.5m. HAHAHA.

The temples has the prettiest flowers. These photos can use as wall paper lor!

We also went to a wax musuem. We were greeted by Jay Chou's figurine which doesn't even look like him.

But Eddie Murphy's not bad! :D

Ayumi Hamasaki. They say I molest her cus my hand is like scratching her nehneh fml.

Mahatma Ghandi.

Hitler!

The guy who made me suffer in JC - Shakespeare!

Pablo Picasso!

This guy is taller than me. I don't like.

Marilyn Monroe!

Astroboy and his Sister, Weelingyan!

The Beatles has new members!

My idol, Theresa Teng, but the figurine doesn't look like her. ):

Anita Mui!

Forgot when it was that we went to Victoria Peak, where:

1. Tan Junyuan stripped and ran around because we dared him to do it in the cold.

2. We couldn't see ANYTHING AT ALL because the clouds were there.

3. We entertained ourselves through various ways, like camwhoring, and more camwhoring.

I like this photo, I take one, nice hor!

Weelingyan and I.

We went to another temple on the last day. This one got even bigger statues. See:

We had to climb up this flight of stairs k!

But it was totally worth it because I get to see this. Amazing!

I prayed. Prayed HARD. BECAUSE THE NEXT DAY I HAD TO ENLIST.

We then proceed for last minute shopping and to the airport, lose my phone, check in, fly back to SG.

Then the next day was "... Left, left, left right left..."

DAMN SAD CAN?

Ok that was my HK trip with my ex school. Overall it was an enjoyable trip with fun loving company and thoughtful teachers! (:

2010-01-03T02:07:00.002+08:00

Hello readers! I had an awesome day today! I went to a flea market at Singapore Flyer's Sky Deck with Lingyan!

Walked around, saw a few people, and bought some stuff! After which we went to Starbucks to rest and then I met Huifang for dinner. (:

I love life to be like this, to be able to do nothing whole day. Wasting time and getting fat!

Too bad I must face the reality, like accepting that my concession pricing for public transport is a thing of the past already.

Oh whatever.

My shopping hauls:

Mad loves!

2009-12-30T20:37:00.005+08:00

Hello readers! I know I know, its been ages since I last posted something, or anything. I will slowly explain!

First, I went to hongkong from 6th to 10th Dec, if you have been diligently reading my previous posts you would have known la. I couldn't get internet connection in Hongkong, or rather I was reluctant to pay S$1 for 1 minute of connection and had no time to find a place with wireless.

On the 10th, my last day in HK, on my last coach ride to the airport, I lost my phone. So I couldn't tweet as well!

Sad right!

Wait, got sadder one!

On the 11th I enlisted into the army, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.

It was the confinement weeks, so I couldn't tweet as I didn't sync my prepaid number with twitter. I could only call/sms the numbers I remember, which were only a handful.

EVEN MORE SAD: My phone ran out of battery 4-5 days before my book-out day. Urgh.

So once I booked out my mom passed me my SIM card and I spent one day online sync-ing my phone to twitter, and rebuilt my contact list, which is only 1/4 of what I had then.

Ok I think I said enough, now everything is back to normal, I am still using my old number, and I can tweet already, which made some people uncomfortable because I transformed into a "tweet-monster"! (Quote: LY)

I spent my first book-out meeting up with friends, spent time with family including grandma and grandpa, and sleeping till I feel shiok enough to wake up. HAHA.

I booked in last Sunday night, and on Monday I reported sick (don't ask why, I just wanted to haha) and was given 2 days excuse until Tuesday.

And so today, Wednesday, I booked-out! HAHAHAHA.

I met my Mom at KK hospital today because Ashlyn is sick and was admitted. I spent my whole day there with my maternal side Aunt who just wants to be there and Uncle who works at the foodcourt there.

My Uncle was damn nice he fried me a plate of CHAR KUEY TIAO WHICH I HAVE BEEN CRAVING FOR AGES. And he used his Kopitiam card to pay for my Ice Jelly with Aloe Vera!

My Aunt made some fruit salad in apple cider and it was mad awesome! I will make it myself soon! I'll come to the food I want to make later.

Then I went to see Ashlyn, she was normal, jumping and crying like usual. Just that she doesn't want to drink milk so her Mom bought the appetite booster so she will be fine. (:

Oh and I camwhored in the hospital with my webcam. If you haven't noticed by now you should slit your throat.

There are lots of things I want to do! I have a PICNIC to prepare for, a BBQ to prepare for, and Apache Company Platoon Three Section Four Lunch to organise because I am the Section IC.

WHICH SUCKS BY THE WAY. I GOT PUMPED AND DID CRUNCHES BECAUSE MY BUNKMATES DIDN'T ARRANGE THE THINGS IN THEIR CUPBOARDS PROPERLY.

Ok la actually I also but still! Some of them also didn't but DIDN'T GET PUMPED.

Ok never mind it is called Army. Tsk.

I am all excited to picnic! I want to make so much food man!

Almond Jelly!
Lemon Cheesecake!
Pork-Enoki thingthing!
Lychee Tea!
Fruit Salad in Apple Cider!
Is that enough?

And the BBQ! OMG. I don't know I can get excited until I cannot breathe, whaturf. (Cheesie-talk.)

Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, (as if you guys don't know) and I still have no plans. Should I stay at home or meet Syra? But whatever it is I still want to go to KK with Mom to see Ashlyn!

Look at her!

Don't know why she looks damn cute lor!

SEE THIS:

Epic lor! Same face same face! My favourite picture man.

Last picture of tonight: Ashlyn, Mom, and I! <3

2009-11-24T23:50:00.003+08:00

Hello readers! I have been enjoying life pretty much now. Shopping, practice, meet ups etc.

I am totally enjoying the moment, while I still can! :D

My recent hunts: YELLOW SHORTS, blazer, cap.

I had always wanted a pair of yellow shorts, but I couldn't find them anywhere! I asked around, and I remember some uncle at Bugis Street telling me that nobody will produce such things.

IN YOUR FACE UNCLE.

And the blazer was a cb. If I buy a size smaller, it fits my torso by the sleeves are too short. If I buy a size bigger, IT IS TOO LOOSE BUT THE SLEEVES ARE JUST FINE. D:

So the blazer is at the alteration lady's now.

The cap! SO CUTE HAHAHA.

It has 2 flaps/beaks/whatever you call it! Hahaha. I love it, and its useful when I book out during army! :D

By the way I am very sorry to bombard you with so many of my photos haha. Here's one more:

Wait till I get photos from my friends la! :D See you!

2009-11-23T00:36:00.002+08:00

Hello readers, if you all still exist. I was even worried that Blogger will remove my account. ):

BY THE WAY,

Exams have finished and I am very happy about that. :D

BUT,

I have less than a month of break.

BECAUSE,

I AM ENLISTING ON THE 11TH OF DEC OMGOMGOMG.

Exams barely ended a few days ago, and many things have happened. So annoying one k.

First I want to CURSE the person who complained against my dog. CCB. Because of his/her complaint the AVA person checked that my dog's license expired years ago and wasn't renewed. SO AS A RESULT I GOT FUCKING FINED. CB.

I am not paying. Period. Sue me whatever. Burn my house, kill my dog. I will just kill the officer who dares to come to my house again. >:(

This thursday I will take my Zhongruan grade 9 exam. I haven't been practicing, die. Just die.

I am booked for the whole week man omg like busy much. Shopping almost everyday, except for days when I have to go for practices and exams.

But I LIKE THIS KINDA LIFE! :D

My life is no longer surpressed by books and notes but shopping and CO! I am totally enjoying the moment...

... before I have to go Tekong eat mud eat grass. D:

Next Friday is Prom and Post Prom. I haven't bought my clothes yet. Tsk, how ah! Hahaha.

(Huifang if you see this please ask me out.)

(Abit random I know.)

OH OH OH. Today, my LG Secret (CCB!) died. The touch screen just won't work, so I resorted to the cheaper alternative: Sony Ericsson ??? phone.

I don't even know what is it. ):

Its okay I'll just make do with it, since I am going army soon and I'll need to change to a camera-less phone then.

After army I will get a new phone! And I need your advice readers, if you are still there!

Blackberry, iPhone, or LG? :D

Leave comments k!

Ok readers you guys come back soon for my shopping photos. :D

2009-09-09T18:04:00.002+08:00

Ashton - Ashlynn's elder brother.

Hello readers! Look!

Isn't he adorable! I gave him a packet of Strawberry Pocky and he's a good boy now! :D

Naijiew is sick today. Feverish with disgusting phlegm-my cough which is seriously, very disgusting. ):

But I will study later, I went to NTUC to get fuel supplies. Hahaha!

Pocky and Yanyan and more Pocky!

Ok see you guys soon, and follow my Tweets!

Bigass photo of Ashton!

2009-09-09T00:39:00.002+08:00

This is ultimate craziness.

Sorry readers, Naijiew hasn't been blogging for some time already. He is very busy with:

1) The White Sutra (Economics Textbook)

2) The Plays and Novels and Poems

3) The 6 Great Stacks of Geography

4) The Calculator and the Mathematical Symbols

5) And Newsweek to increase general knowledge.

In other words, Naijiew has been very busy with school work.

Yes, he has been studying, but results are not shown. He doesn't know why.

This serves as a warning to those who are considering JC or Poly:

A Levels is not fun, at all. It might be lethal.

2009-08-15T00:29:00.006+08:00

Hello readers! The above is something from The Prososal, the movie!

I want to watch this movie because...

I LOVE SANDRA BULLOCK!

She's so attractive can, I liked her since long ago but didn't know about her until recent years!

The Proposal opens in cinemas on 20th Aug 2009!

2009-08-08T18:30:00.002+08:00

Hello readers! One more day to National Day! Exciting right!

My school had National Day celebrations cum Sports Carnival yesterday, frankly speaking, it wasn't the best that I have seen.

But! Given my the enthusiasm and exciting nature of my class, we actually had fun!

Great job anyway to House Exco!

First we went to play Captian's Ball, against some J1 class. Things that happened:

1) Shanmei smashed some girl's boob and mauled her glasses.
2) Sharifah yanked at some guy's hair.
3) I almost died as I tried to maintain balance on the chair.
4) The J1 class won, but we had more fun than them.
5) What else you think can happen in a 10 minute game?!

And then we went to the Atrium to sing National Day songs and play games!

Look at Yida, he's so excited!

How can I forget Leeyen!

Throw-the-hoop-over-some-cones game! Shanmei won a "Top" chocolate.

Roll-the-tennis-ball-and-knock-over-some-bottles game!

Sianru trying to throw some hoops!

Sharifah showing her skills at the darts game!

Shanmei: The Loser at the darts game.

The weird food that the school provided. Look at the orange thing, nobody knew what was it but we thought it was kinda nice to eat!

So that was about it.

We decided to leave when we were sitting at the Grandstand watching the prize ceremony of the Track Events when no one we know won anything.

I am now at Bedok Library studying! I hate Literature time practices! Sucks man.

2009-08-05T22:48:00.006+08:00

Hello readers! Tonnes of photos and very long post today! Anyway I suddenly have a crazy craving for the above - Shi Lin XXL Fried Chicken!

But, aiyo. Cannot eat so much fried food la, I have been eating unhealthy food everyday during Night Study Program (NSP) leh. Tsk.

Julia suggested that we should bring fruits, I will seriously consider lor.

Carrying on with blog!

1) Ding Lao Shi's treat and SYF Closing Ceremony Performance!

Part of the Buffet that I helped to order!

The buffet was nice! It was by Neo Garden, they are having a promotion now and they are very efficient!

Appreciate their efforts!

SYF Closing Ceremony was very fun! It was held at the Esplanade Concert Hall, and many schools took part.

Our school did well despite having less than 5 practices before the concert. LOL.

It was because out song sounds difficult but its actually quite simple!

Some photos taken:

Deanna, Shiwee and I went crazy lor. Like crazy people running around taking pictures and laughing. Go facebook to see more pics!

2) Concert: 弹拨天籁！

It was a Chinese Orchestra concert la. Haha.

Performers from Beijing, China came over with a few other professional chinese musicians, like Yang Jing and Cao Wen Gong came and perform!

Was so excited, met Chunhao to watch it.

Ding Lao Shi even introduced me to Cao Lao Shi, so exciting! It is always great to know more people in this field. Haha.

But... I was pissed and unhappy during the concert.

Ding Lao Shi told me to order a arrangement of flowers for the concert, in the name of our Ruan Society la, to congratulate and wish the overseas performers good luck and what not.

I told you all what, the flower war!

Ok ok, so in the end, guess what.

THE FLOWERS CAME LATE, LIKE 20 MINUTES LATE.

I was supposed to put the flowers on the stage before the concert started lor, but because it came late, due to a very _______ (insert negative adjective) driver who made me run 2 streets down to find him.

Asshole.

That totally ruined my mood for the concert. So the next day I called to complain.

And got angrier!

The person who picked up my call and recorded my complain was rude to the max.

She hung up twice on me! She said something like "Ok Mr Chia I understand your situation and your unhappiness bla bla bla... bye bye" and she hung up, leaving my at the other end of the line.

She even took damn long to call me back, until I couldn't take it but call her instead.

Then she told me she could only give me an answer on the next day, so I had no choice but to comply. But I told her that I would be busy because I am still going to school!

Irritating woman.

So I missed the phone calls for 2 consecutive days, and finally picked up today. Talked to the manager of the manager (or so he seems to be), and he kept crapping all sorts of rubbish about company policies and miscommunication and whatever which I wasn't interested in.

I just asked how was he going to compensate for my loss, and he said he will give me a $60 e-voucher for future purchases.

I told him there won't be anymore future purchases, and he was stumped for a while.

He continued to yak about company policies and whatever, so I just accepted the e-voucher and it is now in my email inbox.

Like wtf?! I hate them!

The God Damned Flowers.

The happy thing is that we took photos with the teachers and professionals too!

Chunhao, Jaslyn and Veron with Yang Jing, the Pipa killer. She is super God-like!

Veron and I with Cao Wen Gong! I like him, he is so cute! :D

After the concert we (Chunhao, Junyuan, Veron, Alina and I) went to eat supper with the performers and spent time till 4am! Wow, or wow. Haha.

3) Trip to URA with 0834 today!

At first we thought it would be boring, because its a geography trip and it's in the afternoon. But it turned out to be very fun!

I asked a question about development in Pulau Ubin and the Southern Islands and Shanmei was impressed. (:

Afterwhich we were allowed some time to walk around the place and take a look at their exhibitions, and we took lots of pictures!

Chanel, when we just reached the place. Samsui women don't drink Green Tea, Chanel.

We saw these life sized exhibits of people doing I-Don't-Know-What, Shanmei and I did stupid stuff with them!

She found her family and held hands with them! HAHA.

I made a new friend who is an alcoholic!

And the indian woman can't bear to see me go!

Shanmei tries to hijack a scooter with a girl on it.

And I told this uncle that he cannot fish here!

But he turns out to be Shanmei's friend! See how she embraces him! HAHAHA.

Anyway, any of you guys actually noticed those little people in those government figurines? They are actually quite fun, and funny to notice!

Do they look like a scene from "The Day After Tomorrow"? So cool, people are dying and the world is ending!

They are quarrelling under a broccoli looking tree!

Shanmei and I played this stupid draggy game which was supposed to be interactive, but it turned out to be too boring for us.

I even had a chance to become Weijian-zilla!

Some other pictures I took:

URA was such a fun place! Even though we made the trip fun by ourselves, I still enjoyed it!

Alright, I gotta go pack my bag because there's school tomorrow. ):

I am getting sick and (really) tired of school. I study until 9pm everyday know! So sleepy now la! Its 12 now leh, I took how many hours to type this post! Omg.

Last photo for you!

2009-08-01T17:14:00.003+08:00

My dead (removed) piercing: Jacque

Omg readers. You won't believe this. This morning was hell.
I almost couldn't perform with the CO due to some (major) family problems. But oh well, it has been (sort of) resolved.
So I went to school and realised that the CO was in a mess, probably due to the fact that the scores were given 2 minutes before I stepped into the CO room.

But luckily they were fast and I conducted practice, and saved the world!

Made the suonas stand up and play, to dramatise the performance, and the drumset solo was added impromptu, and was awesome!

*****

Ding Lao Shi told me last minute, when I was on the bus to school, that she wanted to order a basket of flowers for the concert that we are watching tonight. She had her demands: Must be put on stage, must write somethings on the card bla bla bla.
I called Juliana (Thank you!) to ask for help. She directed me to www.xpressflowers.com and I went to the website and got their number, and called them when I reached East Coast Park, where our performance is.
I had a rushed lunch at KFC trying to eat and talk on the phone with Xpressflowers and Ding Lao Shi on the phone at the same time.

Bla bla bla, chose flowers and took my details...
Didn't have time to finish my lunch of salad and whipped potato, and it was time to go onstage.

Finished with the performance, helped to pack up and sent the CO back to school, while I went to Parkway Parade.
I continued my war of handphones and laptops and flowers.
Then they said they only accept credit card payment. I thought it was simple, just ask Ding Lao Shi for her credit card number la?

So I got it, and called them back. Then they wanted Expiry Date and Statutory Code. I was like, wtf, why didn't you say earlier!

I called Ding Lao Shi again, and she was damn busy. So was I, and bla bla bla...
Her credit card couldn't be charged even though it was fine. Stupid person at Xpressflowers.

Then I had to ask for help from Mr Lee (Thank you, too!) and finally, everything was settled, and I emerged as victorious in this war.

Then I waited for Chunhao to come, and now we're at Berrylite! :D

Will post pictures of Esplanade performance and Buffet Treat by Ding Lao Shi soon!

2009-07-29T11:16:00.000+08:00

Hello readers. Guess where am I now!

I didn't go to school, again!

I went to CGH for my last physiotherapy session with Therapist/ Doctor Jason! I think I felt a tinge of sadness in his voice when he said, "You needn't come back for another session already."

Oh well. Thanks Therapist/Doctor Jason!

So after that I took the train to Orchard, had a very very very brief walk in ION, then off to hunt for a Starbucks. So now I am in Wisma, sitting here typing these!

I think I should read some Great Expectations and do the essay which was due on Monday!

Check my tweets every now and then!

2009-07-28T22:50:00.002+08:00

Hello readers! I've got ~~good~~ great news!

No, I am not getting married tomorrow nor I am not going to fly to Paris and London for free.

No no no, tsk, I didn't strike first prize or whatever prize in the lottery, nor am I admitted to a music college without taking my A levels!

(Let my imaginative mind pretend that you guys said those.)

Haha, ok shut up and let me tell you.

School ended at 2.30pm today, and I went to Pasir Ris to replace my lost EZ link card.

Recall: Naijiew lost his wallet with his IC, EZ link card, ATM card, and his Mom's ATM card in it.

Took passport photos, and then went to the Card Replacement office to apply, and 10 minutes later... TA-DAHHH.

I got my new EZ link card! (With a very ugly photo because the aunty didn't know how to turn off the flash of her camera.)

Then I went home. When I reached my block, I thought why not open the letter box! And so I went to open the letter box...

And got a shock of my life.

I took out the latest issue of Newsweek from my letter box and...

I SAW MY WALLET, LYING THERE WITH ALL ZIPS RIPPED OPEN, ALL CARDS IN A MESS, ALL CASH GONE!

By the way if you are wondering how come I am happy about losing my cash, let me tell you that there were only $6 cash in my wallet when I lost it. Ha-ha-ha.

Yea, prayers to find my wallet and curses to the person who took my wallet helped!

My wallet was finally returned to me, after 11 days.

After:

ATM card replacement: $5
EZ link card replacement: $23
Naggings: Priceless
1 night of panicking: Very priceless
...

That totals up to $28, and with the addition of the $6 lost and 1 week of SUPER-hiked up bus and MRT fares (x), I paid a Grand Total of $34+x to retrieve my wallet.

Phew, I actually planned to go and do my IC replacement tomorrow! Which will cost me $100!

Yay, thank you Kind Person Who Returned My Wallet. My mom says you are a Taxi Driver, but I do not care who you are, but may God bless you anyway for doing a good deed, although delayed.

HA-HA, I am not an ungrateful person ok!

Anyway, Naijiew doesn't have to go to school tomorrow again! I am going for my last Physiotherapy session at CGH. After that, I have some free time until 3pm or so when CO practice starts, I think I will go find a Starbucks again and plant myself there to do my lit essays and perhaps blog a little!

Stay tuned to my posts and tweets!

2009-07-27T21:26:00.002+08:00

Hello readers! Did you all check out my tweets! Hahaha, I tweet from my phone every now and then, so please check them for the LATEST UPDATES OF ME!

Today Naijiew went to Central Manpower Base (CMPB), again, for them to take another tube of my blood.

I cannot stand CMPB, its so far away, I have to go to Tiong Bahru and take a bus. Mind you, I live in Bedok!

The first time I went there was for my medical checkup. Ok, I thought, everyone has to do this.

Then, they wanted me to deliver my doctor's memo to them, ok, I went down again, only to know that the Medical Officers (MO) has gone home, and my letter will take about 1 month's time to reach the MO. If I want to pass to the MO immediately I have to go down another day within specific timings.

Like what the heck? I just left it with the receptionist.

Then, few days back I received a letter, or better known as Further Reporting Order, asking me to go down today and freaking 8am! I don't even know what it is for!

If you read follow my tweets you will know that I actually reached earlier than that, so I had to spend some time at a coffeeshop opposite CMPB.

I reached there on time, and they directed me to the lab. The same dude who drew my blood the first time I went there took another sample of my blood, without letting me know the reason.

Until I asked, and he gave a lousy answer.

"Probably, low blood pressure."

He is drawing my blood and he gave me an unsure reason, how nice.

The whole event was over within half an hour and I went to Cityhall, found a Starbucks and sat down. I had a lot of free time, for the next item on my itinerary was Rehearsal for SYF Closing Ceremony at Esplanade.

I had breakfast, and spent the whole time there, enjoying life!

That was my half eaten breakfast! I left the egg alone, due to my laziness to peel off the shells. Haha!

I sat there and plugged in my lappie, tweeting every 0.0000002 seconds, thus the spams. Read a book, surfed the net, while listening to jazz Starbucks plays!

Then time came for me to leave my fabulous life and proceed to the Esplanade. I changed into my uniform and met my fellow CO-mates! And my phone died. Roar.

Rehearsal rehearsal rehearsal, so many people! Temasek JC, Ngee Ann Sec, Hwa Chong High School, Dunman High, SYCO and of course, Nanyang JC.

It was as though we were ants crawling all over the durian (Esplanade)!

Couldn't tweet, because my phone was dead. Couldn't really play well, especially 'lun-ing'. My hands were sore, partly due the Daruan I had been carrying around, and partly due to the blood drawing earlier on.

@%*%$!@##*@&!!!

Whatever. Today was an eventful day! :D

2009-07-26T00:52:00.003+08:00

猜猜我是谁！(Guess who am I!)

Omg readers. I am so coming back into the blogging world. Its is so exciting now, that I have included TWITTER on my blog! See the new column?

YES YES YES. So people, stop complaining that I don't blog, BECAUSE I CAN TWEET! From my phone through SMS some more!

Anyway today was an exciting day, I went out with Jerome to Kallang Leisure Park for lunch and walk around. It was my first time there!

Kallang Leisure Park (KLP): Freezing cold building with the most uninteresting shops but empty enough (as in for now) for studying at Starbucks or Coffeebean!

I think Starbucks and Coffeebean will hate me for this.

Oh well.

After lunch at Subway we went to Yoguru for yoghurt!

I am Elmo! Yea!

Thereafter we went for a walk (in the sun) at the Kallang River, beside the Kallang Theatre and perspired like neh nehs. Hence we decided to walk back to KLP.

I know, plain dumb.

Went to starbuck and fondled with my lappie for about an hour in Starbucks, to find out that when my lappie is in Super Energy Saving mode, the Wi-fi is switched off.

Like WTF! Never mind then, surfed net for a while, then off we go to...

85 MARKET FOR DINNER!

Bak chor mee and oh-luak! Loves.

The whole place was damn smokey and stinks of barbequed food, but its all part of the experience! :D

Went to NTUC and 7-11 for some aircon before heading to a playground to rest and digest the food! Yum.

Had a fun fun fun day with Jerome today! We waited for this outing for like... many weeks. LOL.

Tomorrow I will be busy, but I will be twitting, so watch that space!

PS: That Elmo hangs on my phone with a Banana, by the way.

Joke of the day:

"Hey Elmo, where do you hang out?"

"Out of Weijian's pocket, DUHHHHHHHH."

2009-07-25T00:07:00.008+08:00

HELLO READERS, I AM BACK! (FOR A WHILE!)

This post, shall make you feel like watching a movie!

Recently there are quite a few good movies in the Cinemas, and here's one of them:

Disney and PIXAR's UP!

Let's not say much and watch the trailer first!

I swear I almost died laughing. Haha. Russel and Carl are so cute! Especially Carl! At first you think he is some grumpy old man, but no! He is a retired balloon seller and is running away from his town because he has to leave his house and move into an old folks' home!

His house is uber cool, and guess how he runs away! He goes... UP! Yes, with the house! Exciting right!

Carl (the old man) and Russel (the boy).

The talking dog, Dug!

The UGLY FLIGHTLESS HUMONGOUS BIRD Russel named as Kevin. *roll eyes*

To find out more about Disney and PIXAR's UP, please visit their official website:
http://www.dreamup.com.sg/

UP in Singapore Cinemas opening 7th Aug 2009!!!

REMEMBER TO GO AND WATCH OH! LOVELOVES!

2009-05-08T20:05:00.001+08:00

WILL BLOG SOON READERS.

ANTICIPATE!

2009-03-22T19:33:00.002+08:00

Hello readers.

I am so:

Tired
Screwed
Tired and screwed

School starts tomorrow. I am so unprepared. ):

This whole March break I was so caught up with stuff that days pass by SO FAST! It was like, ZOOM.

Bye bye readers. <3

2009-03-08T16:33:00.005+08:00

Sorry readers, today's post will be an unhappy one, so no colours. ):

***

Until today.

I always thought there were solutions and hope to this situation between us. You gave me assurance and told me that things were ok.

For the past few weeks, my calls were rejected, or hastily answered and hung up, my messages were not replied to, or ignored. But I still comforted myself naively, telling myself that things were alright, its just that you were busy or unavailable.

Many a times, or most of the time, it struck me really hard, that its very obvious that things weren't exactly alright. However, I, being really hopeful and naive, threw those thoughts behind and tried to be as optimistic as I can.

It was my fault initially anyway, I thought to myself, so I cannot blame you for doing that.

I stopped calling you, stopped messaging you altogether after numerous unanswered calls and messages. You said you needed more time.

Then I found out that you became good friends with the person who told a horrible lie about you, a lie that you didn't fancy, nor would anyone. That confused me a little, as you gave me the impression that you had negative feelings towards this person at that time.

It was then that I made this realisation, that the problem was not about the issue which made us turn cold towards each other, it was about me, and you, and you guys.

You said that things were ok and stuff, probably because you decided that there wasn't anymore friendship to talk about, ever since you mouthed the words "Friendship Ends Here." I don't know, really.

Despite these horrible revelations, I had always, always held hope for one day we will let this matter rest and become like before.

Until today.

For the past few weeks, I always thought that it will be terribly awkward if I meet you guys again. But today when I saw you guys from afar, there was this adrenaline rush and excitement, I wanted to go up and say hi to you guys, until you turned away and ducked your head into the ice cream cooler, immediately after our eyes met.

Now I don't know what to do. Continue hoping, or come to my senses and give up? I don't wish to see our friendship go down the drain and in the end, sink, collapse, if it hasn't already. But this time round, I guess it is really not up to me.

I promised to kick the bad habits and you showed support. And what happened next?

I don't know, I have never told you how I felt during this whole period, I never got the chance to, nothing made me felt the need to, until today.

I am really sad. I am so upset the the extent that I don't even feel right when I type a smiley on MSN. Today's incident really made my heart sink. I don't feel good doing anything at all.

Hope you can give me an answer to what should I hope for, or not hope for now.

I don't even know if I should have said all those things. If any party feels offended by this post, I apologise. I just needed a platform to say what I have been thinking for so long. Sorry.

2009-03-01T00:29:00.002+08:00

Hello readers,

I have no idea why, I had so much fun going to CO practices today. I had practice in school this morning, and I find it enjoyable although I was so bored-ed out by the songs we're playing.

Then I went to East Coast to find Syra, Irfan, and Syra's sister and family. Had fun there also, although I was starving while looking for them, and it rained like siao. I thought that my life would end at that point of time due to my hunger.

Ruan ensemble practice in the night was fun as well, although no many people turned up. I kinda enjoyed it.

I think its the post exam syndrome, everything seems nice suddenly.

Hmm, haha!

Yay I love Syra.

Randomnness.

2009-02-21T19:05:00.002+08:00

Hi readers.

Naijiew wants to die, because BLOCK TEST IS NEXT WEEK,

AND HE HASN'T STARTED PREPARING YET.

How how how howhowhow!

I am so dead this time.

And I haven't got the time to meet my friends lor. I miss Syra to the max I tell you. She's always out with Irfan! And Alvin and people, who are always somewhere already when I call them. ):

Much has happened since 2009 started, and I am really drained. Studies are sucking my life away. I shall teach you all an equation:

School + Tuition + Random consultations with teachers + CCA if there is = DEATH, SHIT, WHATEVER!

Well, I guess I gotta live with it until the end of As. Which will be only a little relieve, because I have to enlist into Army after that. URGHHH.

We shall see how things go. But the most crucial thing on my mind now is:

I MISS MY FRIENDS.

2009-02-14T19:16:00.003+08:00

Hello readers. Today is Valentine's Day, do you have a date? ;D

Syra has Irfan to go out with, so I can't possibly tag along right. Hahaha.

Was planning to meet the bedok clique, because I haven't met them in a week already. But they are going to club and its troublesome and costly because if I go we'll need 2 cabs. Otherwise they can just hop into 1 cab. Furthermore I am too poor for such activities. Hmm.

Will go when I am richer! I don't care.

So my Valentine's Day, up to this moment, was spent at CO in the morning, then I went home. Went for lunch with Mom, then walked to the big big florist at Tanah Merah to look see look see. Then went to the temple to pray since it was on the way. Hahaha.

And I went to get a haircut with Mom! Its quite different now, and I kinda like it! (:

I can foresee many people not liking it though. Whatever.

So that was my Valentine's Day. Hahaha. I don't think I am going out tonight either. This year's Valentine's Day is the worst I have been through, I think.

Whatever, Valentine's Day is for couples. Singles like me do not need to celebrate Valentine's Day. Yay. Hahaha.

Ending abruptly!

2009-02-04T22:56:00.003+08:00

Hi readers! V-day is coming, so tonight's post shall be about:

WHAT WILL I DO TO FIND OUT IF MY CRUSH IS INTO ME?

Many will say, "ASK HER LA!" or "ASK HER FRIENDS LA!" But I think that is too crazy. What if her reply is negative? Super paiseh one please!

So, I came up with a list of things that I will do to find out if my crush is into me!

Are you ready? ;D

1) Fix a date to study with her, and scan through all her notes and her schedule planner!

Why, you may ask. Isn't it obvious if you find your name or your initials somewhere in the notes or in her planner?

Check if she marked your birthday in the planner. If it is nicely decorated and written with the neatest handwriting, probably with stickers/doodles/glitter pen/whatever, then you're in for jackpot! She has a crush on you too!

If there isn't, fret not! She's probably too sensitive or too shy to write it down! There are other means to find out if she likes you!

But also, don't be too happy if you find the above mentioned.

You probably have a crush on a twit, and what makes it worse is that the twit also has a crush on you! HAHA.

If you do not know her, or you are too shy to ask her out on a study date, try the next method!

2) Smile at her randomly when you see her!

There are 3 possibilites:

a. She smiles back and waved back at you, replying you with a cheerful and loud "Hello!"

b. She smiles back too, but quickly looks away or pretend to talk to her friend/on the phone. Or maybe she will run away, screaming with excitement and squealing like a fan girl.

c. She gives you a O.o look, a WHAT-THE-F-YOU-WANT look and frowns.

If its option A, then she's probably a good friend. Who doesn't have a crush on you. Probably la, you cannot be too sure for such things!

If it is option B, think with your butt. HOW CAN IT GET ANY MORE OBVIOUS?! Come on la.

But, similiarly, she might be a twit. And the situation worsens, because this twit likes you.

*cues DENG DENG DENG DENG music*

If it is option C, you better shun her everytime you see her in school from now on. Her boyfriend might be on the look out for you, or she will shoot you with hatred-filled looks until you bleed from every possible place.

Also, avoid her clique. They probably know what you are planning and who you are, and they will laugh and snigger at you. Or worse, insult you with the worst name you will every get:

"BUEY HIAU BAI!" (Don't know your own ugliness. Meaning thickskinned.)

Well, there's always method No. 3!

3) Talk to her online!

Add her on facebook, friendster, viwawa, msn, whatever. Initiate an online conversation, and see how she replies you!

If her reply is something like "hehex iie wher gorttx verii pweeetie? kekex! euu den shuaiis luhh!"

Alright, it can't be that she hates you to core right? LOL! Do not even use your butt to think. Its is mutha-effing obvious that she likes you.

HOWEVER, yes, you guessed it. But this time it is certain: SHE IS A TWIT!

I do not wish to elaborate about the graveness of this situation.

Alright, if her reply is something like "Who are you? My school? Huh? What? Oh. So you're that guy. Alright. Btw I gtg. See you. Bye."

And then she goes offline and never appears online again.

Don't bother sending her offline messages anymore, she probably won't see it, because she already blocked you.

Yes, she said "see you", but thats only out of politeness. She can't possibly say "I do not wish to see you every again, either online or in real life. Bye."

Actually is she says that, it is better. Then you know that she really hates you, and that she won't even dare to think about falling in love with you. Clear cut. (:

4) Read her blog! If she doesn't have one, which is very unlikely, at least read her friend's blog!

Blogs are very useful! She may have talked about you on her blog. But you might not realise even after reading 10000000000 times, because girls are very clever.

They use secret nicknames that only her clique can understand. So be alert, be sensitive. If she describes a scene in school where you probably had an encounter with her, but she uses a name like Tauhuey or Mexican Jumping Bean (MJB), she is most likely talking about you!

Yes, nonsensical names. Girls are like that.

Then remember that name, and read her blog regularly. She may post something unbelievable, like:

"Oh! Today I say MJB at the pull up bars doing pull ups! So shuai! He did 157678156786412 pulls, and I am so going to camp at that discreet corner and spy on him everyday!"

If you see this, needless to say, she is crazy about you! Or maybe she is really crazy, like mad, mentally unstable.

Haha. Ok here's the final method:

5) Have a sincere, polite and nice talk with her!

Get to know her the proper way if you haven't. Talk to her, keep her company, call her at night.

Go out with her, go for shopping sprees, movie dates, or just randomly chill at some coffee joint.

Take her out to dinner, buy her little gifts, be her confidante!

Be nice to her! She's your crush for goodness sake!

When you feel that the time is right, POP THE QUESTION.

No, no need to get a ring, no need to get on your knees. Its not marriage we're talking about here.

At the very least, not yet, unless you already made a fire and a shotgun marriage has to take place.

Ask her if she likes you, and if she does,

MAKE HER YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Omg, super sweet can!

Then take her out on dates, dinner dates, shopping, K-box sessions, invite her to your house for dinner (only), take her to the movies!

Movies like...

He's Just Not That Into You!

Its a love story, I presume. Just as applicable to you and your new girlfriend! Sweet? Sweet!

Run along now, go and find your crush tomorrow!

But please huh, if you find out that your crush is a twit, please forget it ah. Get another crush, girls are everywhere. Please ah. This is a kind reminder.

2009-02-01T23:15:00.002+08:00

I am so sorry to all my readers, if you are still following this blog.

I haven't been blogging, I know. But I really got no time lor! All those homework and assignments and school stuff can kill me.

I have so much homework to complete, some are overdue but I do not seem to care anymore. ):

And this CNY made me fall sick. ):

Aiyah! So fed up!

I will blog when I feel better, that is when I finish all my homework and hand them up on time, and when I finally can have time to blog! (:

Stay tuned, if you want to. :\

PS: Typicalben has an online store, where in it he modeled for girls' apparels. Is Typicalben a drag? Omg, you tell me! ;D

But the things he sell there are nice. As in the Men's apparels la. Haha.

2009-01-11T13:06:00.001+08:00

Hello readers. Sorry for not updating recently. School is going to start, I am enjoying my last few days of holidays mostly with Alvin, Xiaomin, Kelvin and sometimes Phoebe. Mostly la. (:

We did lots of things, wait for all my posts!

2009-01-09T23:20:00.005+08:00

Hello readers! Today I am going to tell you about...

The storybook I would love to be trapped in!

The storybook that I would love to be trapped in would be Cinderella.

What. Who says Cinderella cannot be guy?!

If I am Cinderella, the first thing I'll do is to change my name.

Its just too gross for a guy to be called Cinderella. I'd change my name to... Cinderzord.

Ok la at least abit masculine k?

Then I won't want to have step sisters. Thats too gay. I'll prefer step brothers, who are all the same as the step sisters of Cinderella, evil and mean.

And because of that, I am going to hate them and defy anything they tell me to do. Unlike Cinderella who is such a loser, carrying out every order thrown at her.

I will have a Fairy Godmother too, but she won't tell me that I have a ball to go to. She will tell me that I have a free entry to a club which will close at 4am. Not midnight.

My Fairy Godmother shall not be dressed in old english dresses, with insect wings and a magic wand. She shall be dressed in a pair of black skinnies, a red tube top and will have long straight hair. Her hair must be dyed and highlighted. She must put on heels 3 inches and above, and must smoke excessively and swear in all languages.

In other words, my Fairy Godmother shall be a door bitch.

It so happens that my Fairy Godmother the Door Bitch doesn't like my step brothers, because they are all players who happened to have all played with her, so to spite them she is going to take me, Cinderzord, to the club they frequent and make them jealous.

However I shall be like Cinderella, poor and shabby. So my Fairy Godmother the Door Bitch will come in a Lambourghini and pick me up at my house. She will bring a range of clothes for me to choose, so that I won't look like a loser in the club.

I will choose a pair of slim cut jeans in light denim, and a pair of stylo mylo shoes. I will leave the choice of my shirt to my Fairy Godmother, because they're all so nice I cannot make a choice.

So I went to the club, and I dance and got drunk. At 4am the lights were switched on, so I left the club in a hurry because my Fairy Godmother the Door Bitch is waiting for me in the car to go home and have more fun. And it so happens, like Cinderella, I dropped my shoe.

But since I was drunk, I didn't realise that I lost one shoe.

And it so happens that my Fairy Godmother the Door Bitch's sister, which makes her my Fairy Godaunty the Clubber, found my shoe, and she is in love with me because I am so fabulously dressed and oh-so-hot on the dancefloor.

She brought the shoe around the whole of Singapore, but unlike the prince who made every girl try on the shoe, my Fairy Godaunty the Clubber chooses to recognises the owner of the shoe by scent.

Which means she went around sniffing people's feet to check if it is the same scent as the shoe's.

When she came to my house, my step brothers all swarmed down to meet her and queue up to let her sniff their legs. They are so eager to see her and let her smell their feet, because they all like footsie and my Fairy Godaunty the Clubber is good in bed.

But too bad, their feet stinks way much more than the shoe. A few flowers died when they raised their feet. My second step brother had fungus on the last toe, my fourth step brother's feet gave off a yellowish green toxic fume.

Disappointed, the Fairy Godaunty the Clubber decides to leave. But just as she turned around she turned back, because she saw me watching the TV. Its was my favourite show, Project Runway.

She came over and said it was her favourite show too, and asked if she can join me. I said yes.

So we watched the show together and when the show ended we were cursing at the show because our favourite designer was eliminated.

Then she realised that she hasn't smelled my feet yet. She asks me for my feet, and I gave it to her, with my second toe slightly poking into her nostril.

As she sniffed her eyes brightened, her face flushed and she let out a scream, "THIS IS THE ONE!"

I said, "You just realised? Can't you see that I am way hotter than all my step bro..."

Before I can finish she fireman lifted me to her own Lanbourghini and we rode away to happiness and that will be the end of this story.

Exciting? :D

Eh, its a fairytale, means that it has no boundaries to limit our imagination right? Ok whatever.

To let your imagination run wild like mine...

Catch Inkheart in cinemas from 22 January 2009!

2009-01-05T16:45:00.004+08:00

Hello readers. Something interesting that you should know:

Naijiew snacks when he is unhappy.

Since yesterday, I have eaten:

1 Tao Kae Noi (Wasabi Flavour)
1 Tao Kae Noi (Hot and Spicy Flavour)
1 Calbee Jagabee
1 Calbee Grill a Corn (Hot and Spicy Flavour)
1 Calbee Saporro Potato (Paprika Flavour)
1 Oishi Potato Sticks (Plain and Salted Flavour)
1 Oishi Prawn Crackers (Hot and Spicy Flavour)
2 Nutritea (Barley)

And I am eating a huge pack of Tao Kae Noi (Seafood Flavour) now.

Go figure. Its not hard to find out how I am feeling now.

I don't know, probably its because of school? School hasn't started, but stress already found me. With the Econs project on hand, CO stuffs like immersion program and open house, and tuition things, I can barely squeeze time for my friends and myself.

Other reasons are not suitable to be exposed on this platform. Haha.

Whatever la, this should be nothing to me. I have been through this umpteen times.

I will survive this. (:

I will survive, I will survive...

Ok, I gotta go meet Alvin and Xiaomin. We're heading off to Ikea for God knows what. Haha.

PS: I need to find time to burn all those calories and fats resulting from all the snacking! Nabeh.

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Add on:
1 Jack n Jill Tostillos Tortilla chips
1 Hello Panda (Chocolate)
2 Ikea chicken wings
2 Ikea Meatballs
1 Kid's fish burger w/o the bun
French Fries
1 Ikea Hotdog
1 Prawn mee (Dinner)

OMG.

2009-01-02T15:16:00.003+08:00

Hello readers!

First of all, HAPPY 2009!

Ok I apologize for not blogging for don't know how long. What, you can't blame a blogger for having a writer's block right!

Or a self induced writer's block, due to his laziness.

Aiyah whatever. I am here blogging now. ;D

Was 2008 a good year for you?

2008 started off with me being a J1 repeat. I made new friends, knew some of my friends better, grew closer with some of them.

I had new piercings, I did crazy things, I broke the law.

I performed countless times, I improved in playing the ruan, I learnt many things, I competed in the NCMC, I had fun.

I worked, I spent, I shopped, and shopped, and spent, and shopped...

AIYAH, I DID ALOT OF THINGS LA.

2009 is here, and school is starting in a week or so, and I am returning to school as a J2.

LIKE FINALLY.

2009 will be a hectic and stressful one, due to me being a J2, and taking A levels in less than a year.

*cries*

Omg I cannot believe this. I never imagined myself doing this.

Whatever, I am here, and I am going to do it well. I think.

Ok enough of these mundane reflections and resolutions.

Christmas and New Year 2008 was spent simply with people I love. Random cafes and stayovers. Yea stuff like that lo. I like!

I'm left with 10 days of holidays, don't ask me why, my school planned it to be like that. I have tuition homework to do, econs project to do, school CO to attend, bla bla bla.

I have no more life. D:

URGH. *cries*

2008-12-28T00:25:00.001+08:00

Will blog soon.

2008-12-19T01:32:00.001+08:00

After 2 hours of strumming and playing in the freezing cold room, I set off to Tampines MRT to meet Junliang! So excited please, I hardly get to meet him!
Best friends are the best because both of you can pick up from where you left it, even if you haven’t met for half a year.

Take for example, Syra and I. We do not need an objective to go out, we do not need to have a place to go, we do not need money even, but we always manage to have hell lots of fun together. ;D

Hello readers. I wrote that in one of my previous blogs.

Some might know that I cherish any form of relationships with people alot. Every relationship, either friendship, love relationship for blood related relationship is like a treasure to me, I especially do not like it when people have doubts about my sincerity towards maintaining a relationship.

I am not accusing anybody here la, just saying.

I realised that due to my busy schedule previously I have neglected many friends, and even my family.

Has the competition caused me to lose friends?

After the competition I met up with a few friends, like Junliang, who I haven't seen for 2 months at least. I am so glad that everytime we meet after a long time we still clique well and we always have fun.

I met Sharifah and Shanmei today. Although it was a meeting for our Econs project but we still got on pretty well.

I am meeting Syra soon, I haven't seen her in ages. But its alright because we talk on the phone rather often, however it only reminds me of how much I miss her.

I haven't gotten the chance to meet Alvin yet, because he's also busy I think, and now that he has gotten a job (which I read from his blog), he is even more busy la. I hope to meet him soon, and probably get to see Xiaomin also.

The last time I saw Huifang and Zhiwen was during the Beautiful Sunday concert. I didn't get much time to talk to them, because I am super busy and tired! I will meet Huifang and Zhiwen soon. Hahaha.

I am really sorry to all friends and my family, if I have neglected you people because of my busy schedule! Now that I am more free I will try to meet up with you all, I promise, k? Loves!

2008-12-17T18:30:00.000+08:00

Hello readers. It seems like I have neglected this blog. Hahaha.

Competition is over and I had a few days of rest, so... I AM BACK!

Lets talk about National Chinese Music Competition (NCMC) first. I took part in both solo and ensemble category. I got into finals for my solo category, but didn't win any prize. My GECO team and I got into finals for the ensemble category too, but we also didn't win any prize.

But I am not sad or upset or whatever. ;D

Its through this NCMC that I met so many people, started talking to so many people I thought who were super dao and made many friends!

It was also through this NCMC that my pathetic ruan skills improved! But I haven't touched a ruan since competition ended, so... Hahaha.

Through this NCMC I have grown. However tormenting or enjoyable practices and lessons were, it was all worth it. I learnt alot, and did things I thought I wouldn't dare to do.

Lastly, congratualtions to all winners!

*****

I have yet to do up the Magnificient Talents post. D: I need to do it. I must do it! Hahaha.

Its like more entertaining to me than it is for you. LOL.

*****

Christmas is coming. I am not exactly happy! So much preparations, need to spend money, so many people to meet! *faints*

But I never fail to have fun during this festive season every year. ;D

*****

My blog background, nice hor! Credits to Kao! ;DDD

He drew it for me! Hahaha. ;DDD Thank you Kao, although you drew me so much fatter than I am in real life. LOL.

2008-12-08T01:49:00.000+08:00

I am super busy.

I just finished a concert at TECC and I went to Toa Payoh for GECO straight after. D:

I am going to blog excessively after the competition.

Yes, I got into the Final Round of my competition, yay, but I cannot get complacent.

I seriously need to sit down and practice hard.

Seriously. D:

2008-12-03T22:07:00.000+08:00

And I am not blogging often now because of:

NAC Chinese Music Competition.

Yay, every team GECO sent got into finals! Jiayou GECO!

Tomorrow is my solo prelim round. I feel like puking now, because I am damn scared.

Whatever la, I will do what I can, and do my best. (:

2008-11-23T23:46:00.000+08:00

So sorry readers, I haven't been blogging for the last 5 days because:

I got work.

I sold dimsum at Expo during the Asian Conference organised by City Harvest Church and other churches, and I ended up with:

Very very very painful legs due to standing up for long hours,
Lack of sleep,
Excessive amount of fats due to unlimited amount of free food,
And MORE, MORE MORE PIMPLES.

What the fuck man.

But well, I made new friends! Clarence and Alan were my bosses, Ziting and Jess were my colleagues, and Nicky is the next stall sell Rendang one!

And a few aunties la. The boss' wife, who irritates the shit out of all of us, by the way, and the aunty who sells meesiam and everything else at the other side, who always give me free food! (:

Walao, my legs are damn sore.

I will do up the magnificient talents post and other interesting posts and post them up soon! I need to, because my daily blog stats are plunging like shit.

Stay tuned!

2008-11-17T23:04:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! Today's post shall be about:

Sheesha date with Kao, Sharifah, Yiwen and Nabihah!

We met up the other day for sheesha at Arab Street. We wanted to take Kao there because he couldn't come with us the previous time, due to some irritating things/people/whatever.

This outing is so significant, because it's both Nabihah and Kao's first time to sheesha, and also because

KAO IS LEAVING SINGAPORE AND GOING BACK TO THAILAND FOR GOOD.

Sad! D:

We will miss you lor.

I don't know why or how, but Sharifah and Nabihah got high on sheesha.

Look at these druggies! :P

Yiwen took more puffs this time, and Kao managed to choke 10,000 times.

What's wrong with these people. Hahaha.

More pictures:

Its so sad that Kao is leaving. We should have gone out with him more! Yes, people come and go, but I just cannot deal with my friends leaving!

Hope the next time he comes back here to visit we can arrange for another sheesha date with him, that is if we haven't died from studying for 'A' Levels.

Side-note: OH I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU READERS! I passed my promos this time round! Although my results are not very excellent, but I passed! (:

And being the usual me, holidays means holidays. Whatever extra lessons are extra, right? So I didn't turn up for some, and some teacher actually announced to the whole lecture theatre that I should drop JC and go to poly. Wtf.

When my classmates told me that I was seriously damn pissed. Aiyah. Whatever. Cannot be bothered.

Where was I? Yes we should go out with Kao the next time he comes back.

Sharifah and I went to send him off today at the airport. We bought him this 2009 organiser that he likes, and we improvised and made the gift personal and cool. (:

Haiyer. So sad la.

***

I am going to die from mugging ruan. It lost its meaning you know, playing ruan now is like, not an enjoyment but something you are being forced to do. Stupid competition. Sometimes I really feel like giving up. But yes yes yes, I know, I cannot.

But really! I am so sick/tired/pang sai/whatever of it lor.

I am going to do what I'm told by my teacher and then compete. Hope that will suffice.

***

Grandma was admitted into Changi General Hospital yesterday, and had her operation today. Mom says she kept feeling nauseous from the painkillers, and so I am going to look after her at CGH tomorrow, until in the evening when everybody comes after work.

Hope she is fine.

***

ROAR ROAR ROAR. NAIJIEW IS SO RAH RAH NOW.

2008-11-17T00:38:00.000+08:00

PEOPLE TO SEND ME PHOTOS:

Sharifah - Sheesha photos
Eileen - SDC photos

And I need to take photos of my very special talents so that you guys can gawk in awe at them.

HAHA.

2008-11-14T01:15:00.000+08:00

Hi readers. I know I know, I have been neglecting all of you.

And all of you are getting so bored of my blog, which is so evident in the decline of my blog visits.

But I am really busy to the max. Everyday there is some kind of practice, leaving me no time to practice for my solo.

Needless to say, depriving me of my time to relax and rest.

And I am seriously in desperate need for money. The Big Walk hasn't paid me yet, and the tourguide thing also hasn't paid me yet. Oh my.

Please pay me soon. I have been living on home made peanut butter sandwiches and plain water brought from home.

Helpppp.

2008-11-10T00:35:00.000+08:00

Hi readers. Sorry to inform, but this post is going to be a very pointless post.

Nothing interesting happened ever since the Henna photoshoot, and Syra hasn't contacted me about the upcoming shoot, so yea. Everyday it's just PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE.

I swear, it is killing me.

NAC Chinese Music Competition is coming in: 24 days!

Shit laaaaaa. I still cannot play properly.

Tomorrow Yuheng and I, and probably Lydia will be heading down to Ester's house to mug ruan.

However tiring it is, I am going to practice hard. I then don't want to go on stage and throw face ah!

Anyway, here's something you people can look forward for. I am coming up with a series of posts about my "hidden talents". Perhaps it is not that "hidden" anymore, since some of you know what "hidden talents" I have. But still, I am going to blog about them.

What I can disclose now is, my "hidden talents" can either scare, fascinate or freak people out. (:

Stay tuned, alright!

2008-11-07T00:35:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! I am back from the photo shoot with Syra! There were 2 other girls who went with us, Nadia and Waliah or something, I do not know the spelling.

First they had their henna done by Syra, then off they go to the make up corner and get their make up and hair done by Syra and her sister, Quraisha!

Then the next place they go to the other side of the studio and got their photos taken by Irfan! Irfan is Syra's boyfriend, by the way.

If need be, Syra will interrupt the photo session and touch up on the henna!

Then, SNAP SNAP SNAP and more SNAP!

Because my henna was more complicated and intricate, I was the last to be worked on.

I traced these out at the coffeeshop and studio onto the hectograph. They were planned to be painted on me, but due to time constrain, I only had the phoenix done!

But there will be another shoot next week, so I hope I can get all of them on me on that day! (:

End product, for today:

I will not post the studio shots until everything is done, so you guys stay tuned for the chio pictures! And chio henna! (:

2008-11-05T23:54:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! Today was a fun fun fun filled day!

Woke up in the morning, by a phonecall from Dinglaoshi. Ok, I know, very stupid.

Then chiong-ed to Raffles Place to meet Huifang for work! I went to be a tourguide for Japanese students!

Too bad the pictures I took are with them, and there is no way I can get them! D:

Brought the 6 girls (!) around Chinatown and Clark Quay, then back to their hotel.

Then slack for a while, and I chiong-ed to school for CO.

The costume aunty came today, so I changed into my sexy costume. I found out that they asked Poh Yih to wear as model, when the costume is custom made for me!

Naturally Poh Yih couldn't fit into my pants, because remember, my waist is 26.5 inches? HAHA.

So I put on the costume and paraded myself around. (:

Shit la forgot to take picture of the costume! D:

Never mind will have chance next time!

Tomorrow I have a photoshoot with Syra. She is going to do a full back henna for me, so you guys are in luck for some exquisite art work, and pictures of me!

I am going to hunt for tattoo pictures now, see ya! (:

2008-11-05T00:34:00.002+08:00

Hello readers! Today's topic shall be about...

My height!

Since Randy from http://www.randyys.blogspot.com/ blogged about his height some time ago too, this post shall be a response to it!

Most of my classmates and friends already know that I stand at 1.92m tall.

Yes, 1.92m, no typo errors and your eyes are not playing tricks.

That is... VERY TALL!

Of course, there are people who are taller than me, but not many la. But for a guy who is 18 years old, 1.92m is very tall already ok!

FAQ 01: Are your parents very tall?

Ans: Kinda? Dad stands at 1.8m, Mom stands at 1.6m.

But even if they are at this height, how the hell did they give birth to a 1.92m child? Its probably in the genes I think, Mom's Dad was tall, Mom's siblings are tall, Dad's parents were/are tall, Dad's siblings were/are also tall. So naturally, their off springs are tall!

But none of those people I mentioned are as tall as me. I'm the only one in my whole family tree who has reached 1.9m lor!

Damn weird!

During my primary school days, I remember I was always seated at the back, or by the side with all the tall boys who were still growing, so that we wouldn't block anyone.

But eventually I am shifted the the front, directly infront of the white board, because I was often caught cheating in exams and tests (especially spelling tests), and I didn't pay attention in class.

HAHA.

Then in secondary school I am always seated at the back. I started shooting up in height during sec 1 to sec 2, I grew by 10+ cm, making me 1.7m plus then. I slowly grew in height in sec 3 and 4, until I reached 1.89m when I last measured my height in secondary school.

When I came to JC I grew very little. Last year I was 1.91m when they measured, and this year I was 1.92m.

FAQ 02: Do you eat alot of long beans?

Ans: I will slap anyone who asks that. WHAT HAS LONG BEANS GOT TO DO WITH HEIGHT? But yes, I do eat a lot of long beans, in fact I eat a lot of vegetables and fruits in general.

Ironically, I do not drink milk at all! I stopped drinking milk at the age of 2. I didn't like it, until now even. I will want to puke if I smell milk. Especially those baby's milk powder smell. I swear that smell can kill.

Although there are flavoured milk like chocolate milk and strawberry milk now, I still do not drink them. They still have the disgusting after taste, which makes me puke!

Over the years I had quite a few nicknames, such as Longbean, TALL-slut, Beanstalk, Tallie, 高的, Long-person, blah blah. They all revolve around the same idea.

Whatever, I am immune to them already. But if it gets too overboard I still will get pissed. Jokes also got limits hor. Haha.

FAQ 03: Will you knock your head when you board the bus or MRT?

Ans: Err. Yes. But I try not to, because people will laugh if I do.

I usually will bend down my head to board the bus or train, so no problem with that. But I am always a kanchiong spider to get off the bus, so I often smack my forehead on the "Door Closing" sign which lights up at the exit door of the bus.

Stop laughing. Pain one lor.

There was once I heard someone in the bus laughing out loud at me when I crashed into that signage. I cursed that person to eternal hell.

And its very hard for tall people like me to stand on buses and trains. We can only stand at places which can fit out height, otherwise we will have to bend our necks for the whole journey and it is very painful. So please, be kind, let us sit when you see us!

Being very tall is also no good, in the sense that it is very hard to get a girlfriend! Your girlfriend has to be tall, so that when the two of you walk together it won't look so weird.

And who wants their boyfriend to look like a beanstalk who is probably 2 heads taller than her?

Which is why tall guys need tall girlfriends. And tall girls are good, because they are usually slim and are probably models or air stewardesses or just plainly tall! Its good enough!

FAQ 04: Next time you get a girlfriend who is shorter than you how you all kiss?

Ans: I will also slap anyone who asks this. Kiss must stand up ah? If stand up cannot bend down ah? I know bend down very weird, but still got kiss ma! If stand up very weird then cannot sit down meh? If so troublesome don't kiss la! Crazy one.

It has also become a norm for people who meet me the first time to comment on my height. I usually get "Whoa boy you very tall!" or "Oh my God you are so tall!" etc.

And I usually reply "Ya lor ya lor." or I just smile at them.

If not how?!

FAQ 05: You so tall your dick confirm very long!

Ans: This is a common question/comment when the boys (and sometime girls) hang out together. Up till now I still do not know how to react to this question/comment.

And usually I will give the person a expressionless face.

If you study physics, you will know that a taller person has a higher CG, or center of gravity. Which means that its easier for tall people to lose balance and fall.

True, because I fall all the time, and I am afraid of heights due to my poor balancing skills. A little slip on a slippery ground may be no problem for short people, because they can regain their balance very fast. But for me, confirm fall until very unglam.

Some of you might have witnessed my unglam falls, so stop laughing now. Hahaha.

FAQ 06: Is the air up there fresher?

Ans: I will also slap the person who asks this. Its not like our height difference is 5000m know? It will only be reasonable for you to ask this question if your height is 0.000002cm or you are so short that your face is at everybody's butt level.

Anyway here are pictures as evidence:

Look at how I stand out!

I have to bbbbbbend so much to take pictures!

See for yourself. She is not exactly short ok!

Ok, Zhiwen is pretty short, but still, who can be SO SO SO much taller than her?

That's all for this post about my height. Thanks Randy from http://www.randyys.blogspot.com/ for the wonderful idea!

2008-11-04T00:38:00.000+08:00

Hi readers! Banana crumble with Vanilla ice cream to make you hungry! (:

Ok I admit it looks kind of disgusting, for it was half eaten. But it really was good lor, so Syra and I couldn't wait to eat it.

Aiyah, tell you ah, I am feeling so rah rah rah now.

I don't know why you know. D:

One of those PMS days I guess. Haha!

I feel sleepy yet I do not want to sleep. I feel full yet I want to eat. Or rather, I feel hungry yet I do not want to eat.

See, I don't make sense!

I been eating an excessive amount of Fisherman's Friend, could that be the cause?

Haiyer, bored la.

I shall try typing with my eyes closed!

She sells seashells by the seashore until she siao!

Whoa not bad ah, still can type accurately!

I realised something, I type more accurately with my eyes closed! As I type the last 2 sentences I made 10 mistakes. D: Ok la not 10, just 3.

Ok 4.

Haiyer. I am off to jump around my house and wake my neighbour up.

5 mistakes.

Oh, screw it.

Fuck my complexion! Yay!

2008-11-03T11:29:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! Sorry for not posting for a few days! Was too tired to blog or do anything when I reached home for the past few days.

Let me recall. Hmm.

Saturday:

I went to school for practice in the morning, then had lunch with the usual people, then met up with Syra first at Dhoby Ghaut. Went to Paradiz Centre to eat and lepak, then I went to meet Jason while Syra went to buy henna at Little India. Sat down at Tekka Mall's Jollibean with Jason, Syra and Irfan. Slacked a while more, then Syra wanted to go to Simpang Bedok, so I went off with Jason. Then the fun starts. :P

The both of us went to Plaza Singapura and walk walk, laughed, made a fool out of ourselves, if not myself. Lol. Then Jason's friends wanted to meet him at Cineleisure, so I went with him lor. Met up with his friends, quite fun people to be with. (:

Slacked in town for the whole night, walk here walk there, celebrate another friend's birthday at Centrepoint McDonald's. Then they decided to go clubbing, so I took Night Owl bus service home. Reached home at 1.30am, slept at 2.30am.

That's about all you need to know. :P HAHA.

Sunday:

Woke up at 5am because of work. Newpaper Big Walk. Met Alvin and Chan at market 85, then took train to Tanjong Pagar. All of us were so tired please. Haha.

Reached there, cabbed to Marina Barrage, then work started.

"Hello all 5 buses are the same, all are going to Suntec City!"

"The are shorter queues behind, please move to the back! Thank you!"

"All buses are going to Suntec City!"

"Sorry Aunty, cannot cut queue!"

"Oh my God, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"

My job was to make sure that people queue up for their free shuttle bus from Marina Barrage to Suntec City. There were 5 buses, and I was in charge of queue 5. Work started from being alright the being super anal. Imagine 20,000 people queueing for buses! All queueing without proper order, cutting queue here and there, complaining, asking where is the queue, anyhow queue!

I got scolded so many times ok, like as if I ask them to queue there.

So basically I stood under the sun from 8am to 1.30pm, getting scolded, dehydrating, asking people to move the the other shorter queues, bla bla bla.

But was quite fun, although tiring. Hahaha.

Pictures next time. (:

Thats about it lor. Today I am supposed to follow Mom to bring Grandma to the hospital. I think Grandma is having problems with her legs. Its been very long already lor. Haha. Hope she'll be fine. (:

Will be back!

2008-10-31T01:09:00.002+08:00

Hi readers!

Yea man, Avenue Q is coming to Singapore!

Firstly, a short introduction of Avenue Q:

AVENUE Q is the story of Princeton, a bright-eyed college grad who comes to New York City with big dreams and a tiny bank account. He soon discovers that the only neighborhood in his price range is Avenue Q; still, the neighbors seem nice. There's Brian the out-of-work comedian and his therapist fianceé Christmas Eve; Nicky the good-hearted slacker and his roommate Rod - a Republican investment banker who seems to have some sort of secret; an Internet addict called Trekkie Monster; and a very cute kindergarten teaching assistant named Kate. And would you believe the building's superintendent is Gary Coleman?!? (Yes, that Gary Coleman.) Together, Princeton and his newfound friends struggle to find jobs, dates, and their ever-elusive purpose in life.

Adults love AVENUE Q, but they seem a little, er, fuzzy on whether it's appropriate for kids. We'll try to clear that up. AVENUE Q is great for teenagers because it's about real life. It may not be appropriate for young children because AVENUE Q addresses issues like sex, drinking, and surfing the web for porn. It's hard to say what exact age is right to see AVENUE Q - parents should use their discretion based on the maturity level of their children. But we promise you this - if you DO bring your teenagers to AVENUE Q, they'll think you're really cool.

My friends in school who went to England in June watched it already, but some still bought the tickets and want to watch it again!

I also want to watch! And I have bought the tickets! But sadly...

I GOT WORK THAT DAY.

Which means I cannot go and watch!

Hence I am selling my ticket!

[SOLD]

3pm, 2nd Nov 2008 (Sunday), at Esplanade Theatre. 120 minutes, excluding 20 minutes intermission.

I bought my ticket with Edusave at $60+, so price is negotiable! I am willing to let go at $30 onwards!

You will be sitting with fellow NYJC literature people, so it is best that you are a NYJC student. But it doesn't matter la, if you don't mind. Lol.

Interested people can contact me at naijiew-@hotmail.com, or leave a comment, with your email address so I can contact you!

Please please please help me out with this, readers!

2008-10-30T00:33:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! First of all,

MARCHE at VIVOCITY!

What a nice picture to start with right! Haha! Marche is... YUM YUM.

That was "homemade sauce" made by Ester and I, which has a very high resemblance with Yuheng's Cream of Mushroom!

And Min Ru insist that we all eat a croton! Haha.

Marche's dining concept is quite cool, you are issued a card when you enter the restaurant. You go into the restaurant, you go to the stall you want to eat from, and you pass them your card, then your purchases will be recorded in this card. Like EZ link know!

And for now, UNGLAM PHOTOS GALORE!

I have no idea why Ester was so reluctant to take a picture. ):

And, I actually tasted the "homemade sauce" we concocted!

All because of me, the sauce was full of salt. I added half a bottle of salt to it. LOL.

To think I actually posed so nicely for the horrible thing! I could taste the salt, undissolved, in it!

Like, CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!

And Min Ru is triumphing over her better tasting Root Beer. Whatever. Hahaha.

Naijiew went for job interviews and called some people up, and readers, please pray for him that he gets some jobs ok!

He is damn poor! Especially after the Marche dinner! Hahaha!

2008-10-29T14:22:00.000+08:00

Hello readers. Naijiew is so bored today!

Didn't go to school, again. Stayed at home to search for jobs. Called a few people, arranged for some interviews and stuff. But some didn't pick up the phone! Urgh!

Didn't practice ruan at all today. At least up till now la. I think I will practice later. MUST PRACTICE AH IF NOT LATER GO STAGE THROW FACE. D:

Haiyer. What can I do to get a high paying job! All the jobs I applied for or introduced to are like events and super short term!

And Min Ru said she will upload the pictures on facebook, but I go see like don't have leh? Don't know laaaa.

I am feeling so nua today. D:

2008-10-29T00:55:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! Just came back from dinner at Marche with my Ruan people! I shall wait for Minru the Baluku to send me the pictures, then talk about it.

I am so broke. ):

Naijiew seriously needs a job this holiday. Thank you to all friends who introduced part time jobs to me! I hope I get rich soon!

Bahhhh I am so sleepy now. I shall update tomorrow, hopefully by then Minru the Baluku will send me the pictures!

Good night!

2008-10-28T02:03:00.001+08:00

Hello readers! I just came back from Michelle's (Alvin's cousin) house! Its...

Her Birthday! Happy Birthday Michelle!

Her kids, Merton and Mervyn are super adorable ok. ;D

They helped their Mummy to arrange the candles on the cake Alvin bought!

But after a while Michelle got irritated by them, because they were making such a mess, and poked the candles onto the cake herself.

Haha!

Look at Michelle's blissful look. Haha!

Since Alvin has a BFF corner on his blog post, I shall have one too.

BFFs (in no order of closeness or whatever)
Insyrazasha Skandar Gulam aka Syra
Alvin Ong Wei Ming
Toh Junliang
Lee Yen
Huang Huifang
Tay Zhiwen
Sharifah Hanan
Tong Shanmei
Khoo Wanting
Who else?

I am going to talk abit about all of them, since I am so free now!

Syra: She has been my best friend since Secondary school days. We were in the same class, and we clicked pretty well after getting to know each other! We created all sorts on nonsense in class, especially art class, and even outside class, like at her house or anywhere else. I love her to bits. And, yes, I know alot of her dirty secrets. What to do, I was beside her all the time when she had so many boyfriend-related problems, family issues or friendship issues!

Alvin: This guy is my new found BFF. Amazingly enough, I have never seen him after living in my estate in Bedok for 11 years. We met online, and met up in real life soon after. And we clicked pretty well too! He introduced me to more Bedok people, like Xiaomin and some of his friends, like Sujatha and such. ;D I am really happy to have him as my neighbour, friend and buddy! I really love hanging out with him, even though its like a simple meet up at our LDF (Lao Di Fang). By the way, yes, he is not gay. Stop asking. ;D

Junliang: This guy has been my shopping kaki, eating kaki, clubbing kaki when I use to club often, and camwhore kaki, or whatever since secondary 2. We were in the same class for only one year, but we stayed in contact until now. I always look forward to hang out with him because it is always so fun! I really cherish our friendship! Although we couldn't meet up as often as before, due to school and busy schedule, but we always make the effort to arrange for meet ups! Really blessed to have him as my friend!

Leeyen: We were in the same class in JC last year, and we only got closer when we both retained and started skipping classes, together with Huifang! I think I am some sort of a confidante to her, and I always try to cheer her up if she is emo! But I do not always succeed though. Haha! We will attend math class together and be ultimate slackers. I think our math teacher hated us the most! D:

Huifang and Zhiwen: These 2 women are crazy! Huifang and I knew each other through CO in JC. We used to be in the same section, she plays the erhu and I play the gaohu. Then I changed section, I became a liuqin player and she took my place! Zhiwen is a year younger than us, and I love hanging out with them because they are super hilarious. They are the best camwhore partners and CO buddies! Huifang is leaving JC soon, but she will always be part of my memory and BFF list! Haha!

Sharifah, Shanmei and Wanting: These 3 girls are in my current class in JC, and we always hang out together because we take roughly the same subject combination. Other people who we always hang out with are Yiwen, Eileen, Nabihah, and... Basically the whole class! I am very fortunate to have a class like this, because its free of class politics and everybody is alright with each other!

Who else? If I didn't include you it doesn't mean that I don't like you k, just that I can't remember now! Note the time!

Alright, I think I shall stop here for tonight, with a quote of the day, from Merton's assesment work!

"Mrs Wong wore her expensive watch on her ankle."

Alvin and I burst out laughing, saying that Mrs Wong kena tagging while Michelle blew her top at Merton. LOL!

And after asking Merton to correct his answers,

"Mrs Wong wore her expensive watch on her head."

I tell you, we almost died. At least I almost died laughing. Michelle was like $%^@$%!%& at Merton.

Poor kid, but super cute! ;DDD

2008-10-27T00:01:00.000+08:00

Hello readers. Naijiew is upset, very upset this few days.

I AM IN A MAJOR FINANCIAL CRISIS!

I need to get money, loads of it, fast!

But I don't know how to. I can work, but I cannot commit to a regular 9 to 5 job. I have so many practices and stuff, and my competition.

How, you tell me how. I need a freelance job.

I can do henna painting! I help Syra to do when she cannot cope with her overwhelming customers! If you need a henna artist for some carnival or event, I can help, I hope!

I can teach ruan, my highest qualification for it is Grade 8 Distinction! I taught a few students before, but because of my exams, and their exams, we stopped lessons.

Haiyer.

Any roadshow coordinators need manpower? I can help! Temporary jobs at offices or anything! I am desperate for money!

I am on the verge of breaking down/apart/into pieces already.

Something to make me happy!

I finally got to eat Dimsum after craving for it for so super long! Went to Vivo City with Mom the other day, and we went to Fortunate Restaurant aka Xin Fu Yin Cha!

Just that they do not serve tea there, my Mom was so upset because the oil from the Dimsum was choking her!

We ordered a lot of food. This was only like half of it. HAHA!

SEE! GONE!

I was so happy eating all the Dimsum k! Don't see my Mom and I skinny skinny hor, we can eat a lot!

We can stay in Seoul Garden and eat until Seoul Garden go broke!

To save cost, Mom and I prefer buffets than a la carte style.

Yes, buffet! The other day, before my performance at Esplanade, I went to Hotpot Culture at Marina Square with Yuheng, Ester and Lydia!

We eat until damn happy can! By the way the fondue is not so pathetic, there were more fruits like bananas and strawberries.

I ate what 3 - 4 people could have eaten. I swear!

Was damn shiok! And it was even more shiok when we finished eating, which I won't go into details.

Hohoho, am I mysterious enough?

After talking about all those happy eating sessions, I do not exactly feel better leh! That was where all my money went to!

Damn it!

Naijiew is going to find a job, work hard, earn lots of cash and is going to save and scrimp all cash that he has.

If it is going to starve him, deprive him, he is not going to care.

But as soon as next tuesday comes, he is going to break this promise to himself because Yuheng, Ester, Lydia and Minru asked him to eat dinner at Marche with them!

How la you tell me how. I suck at saving money can. I never saved money in my life!

Ok of all those rubbish and rants tonight, this is for sure: NAIJIEW IS PATHETIC, HIS LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES.

2008-10-24T13:33:00.001+08:00

Hello readers! Sorry for the delay, but I have been really busy lately! Refer to previous post if you don't believe! So tired can.

Tonight I still have to go for GECO. *whines*

Whatever. ;D

Anyway, I received the photos from Ivoly already!

Thats Maureen, me, and Ivoly, at Esplanade Theatre backstage! We were really happy camwhoring k! They are my camwhoring kakis in Ruan Ensemble. Haha!

I know, I sibeh cute. HAHA.

People in picture: (Left to right) Maureen, Peiyu, Ivoly, Simin, Lydia, and ME!

Group photo at Raffles Hotel, in our holding room with Dinglaoshi! ;D

Oh as usual, Yuheng and I are always making a fool out of ourselves. Hahaha!

That's not all, just that alot of the pictures taken are candid, and I look fugly in those! D:

Competition is coming real soon. Simin and I are damn scared! We still couldn't play some parts of the songs properly la! Dingls still said that practicing 3 hours per day is not enough!

Die le la.

I can hear Ester screaming "MUG RUAN MUG RUAN MUG RUAN" now.

Die le la.

My fingers are sore, wallet also sore. Dingls said we needed new plectrums or picks or bopians, whichever you prefer, and we must pay her. And we need new strings for our ruans, which will cost like my whole life.

Damn sore. D:

My holidays are going to be so wasted, I cannot work because of Ruan practices and CO in school, I can only practice and practice some more.

Maybe I go get some students and teach them ruan and earn some cash. Heh heh heh. ;P

Oh by the way, my dog is crazy. These few days he kept licking the floor and the walls and then try to purge out everything within him. I wonder what is wrong with him lor.

I have been cleaning up puke for 10,000 times already k! Angry!

I hope nothing serious will happen to him! D:

I wonder what will happen to me if (TOUCH WOOD) something bad happens to him. I will cry lor!

He has become part of me and my life ok, even though I always like hack care hack care him one. He is family to me! And my family too!

Ok whatever, this part is like so pointless.

Tomorrow I am meeting Huifang for breakfast before going to school for CO! Yay! Kopitiam breakfast is the best!

Shit la, time for me to MUG RUAN. See you! ;D

2008-10-22T11:01:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! I am in school now, using my classmate's lappie. They are at PW lecture la, so I am damn sian. D:

I wanted to transfer pictures from my phone to her laptop so that I can post up here, but I don't know how. I am figuring out for myself now. Lol.

I think I found out how, but the thing is not transferring leh? My phone says "Connecting". So I shall just wait.

Damn boring ah everyday, come school and do nothing. I got no Mother Tongue papers or Project Work, so I just laze around and sleep. Wake up, eat, waste time, whatever. So whatever.

And I have CO everyday know! This week:

Monday: Rehearsal at Esplanade.
Tuesday: Performance - Patron of the Arts Prize Ceremony.
Wednesday: Nanyang JC CO.
Thursday: Xiaoke with Dingls/GECO.
Friday: GECO.
Saturday: Nanyang JC CO & Ruan Ensemble.
Sunday: Ruan Ensemble.

See! Omg! So pathetic can! And I still have to practice on my own for don't know how many hours a day, all because of NAC Chinese Music Competition. Omg.

Craziness.

But, yea, at least it is not mugging. I enjoy practicing so much more than mugging. Haha!

Eh the pictures are not transferring leh! Tsk! Walao eh!

Ok la whatever. I will go home tonight and transfer, and pester Ivoly and Maureen to send me all the pictures. Then I will blog again! That is if I am still alive after my practice today, which ends at 8pm! Omg.

*screams in agony*

See you! Come back hor! Walao. ;D

2008-10-21T16:40:00.004+08:00

Hello readers! I am at the Esplanade now. In the theatre back stage. Got free internet access leh! HAHA.

Simin: "Hello World!"

Yes we are damn bored and have nothing to do.

We have to wait until 6pm for practice to start again. We had rehearsal just now also lor. D:

I have to perform for the Patron of the Arts Prize Ceremony later.

***

I cannot transfer pictures from my phone here leh. I have things to blog about!

Wait, wait for me to reach home tonight. I will upload pictures and blog! ;D

See you guys! Come back soon ah!

***

PS: Its 11.36pm now. I reached home at 10.30pm or so, and have been waiting for Maureen, Ivoly and Peiyu to send me the pictures we took, so that I can blog!

I hope they send me the pictures soon. I want to blog! Hahaha.

2008-10-19T01:44:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! Pictures of Balloting at NAC first!

All taken with Zhiwen, and random people like Jingwen (Zhiwen's brother) and Yuheng appear!

And monsters/aliens too!

Told you my complexion was bad. Picnik.com couldn't do much about removing pimples, but it is so easy to use. I am too lazy to meddle with Photoshop at this hour. Haha.

Nah, see, I am no. 4 out of 10 participants. And I am the oldest in the Youth category, so my name is the last on the list.

By the way those monsters and aliens weren't on the paper ok, I added them in with Picnik.com.

***

I am so sad you know. I won tickets to watch High School Musical 3: Senior Year, thanks to Nuffnang, but no one wants to go with me tomorrow and I have practice tomorrow.

I swear the practices are killing me slowly. Super hectic ok!

All these hectic practice sessions are topped up with self practice at home, which is really killing my fingers and me.

No choice ah, have to practice, for the sake of the competition. Luckily I have Ester, Lydia, Simin and Yuheng and whoever I practiced with in ruan zu or at Dingls's house. If not I will really die.

***

Naijiew is in debt. I need cash, fast. Please recommend jobs to me! I really need the money otherwise I will die a horrible death.

But I can only work after 29th Oct, because that is the official last day of school. Sian!

This is worse than owing the loansharks money k!

***

Went down to Geylang Lorong something after school's CO practice today with Estelli, Zhiwen, Miss Tan YJ and Miss Tan ML to check out designs for our concert and SYF'09 costume.

I kinda got very excited after seeing the design we chose! Guys wear all creamy-white! Chioness!

Estelli and I were chosen to be the models for the samples. Well the Aunty had no choice, I was the only guy there and only Estelli can match up to my height, so that we won't look so awkward when we are presenting the costume to the CO.

So we took out measurements.

I was so shocked ok, my waist is only 26.5 inches, and I didn't suck in ok! Its smaller than Estelli's! I am not telling you how much is Estelli's waist, she will cry.

AND, my hips are of the same size as hers too. 33 inches! Actually is 32 inches lor, the Aunty made it looser so when I wear the pant I won't look like a bazhang.

I am so proud of myself.

AND AND, the Aunty said my costume will be the first costume she is going to make for someone so super tall.

***

Alright I am going to bed. One last picture:

Yes, I am that tall and Zhiwen is that, short. 40cm ok! ;D

PS: I should do up a post about my crazy height! Wait for it!

2008-10-15T23:55:00.000+08:00

Advertorial

Hi readers! Tomorrow is the commencement of 'O' Levels for many people. Before I start anything, I want to wish you people...

ALL THE BEST!

Especially to Alvin, because he looked so stressed just now when I met him! Jiayou k! Do it and do it well!

Many of my juniors and friends had graduated from their Secondary schools. And I heard from them many stories about their graduation ceremony, about who cried the most and who baked cookies for everyone, exchange of good-luck-messages and how they cannot bear to leave their classmates, even though they do not really like some people in it.

I don't remember telling my readers about my graduation ceremony back in Pasir Ris Secondary School in 2006! What I did wasn't planned and wasn't how I wanted my graduation ceremony to be.

All because of my discipline master. And my piercings.

I pierced 3 holes on my ear 2 days before the graduation ceremony, one on top, one in the middle and one on my lobe.

Quite ugly I know, pardon me, I was still young. Haha!

I thought school was going to end in a few days, and I won't be caught and dealt with.

Who knew.

The stupid discipline master caught me for the piercings, and told me to remove them on the spot.

I argued with him, thinking that there was no harm, school was going to end anyway.

I told him that I couldn't remove them, because I just pierced them and I will bleed.

He didn't care, he still wanted me to remove my piercings.

So I gave in, and requested to do it in the toilet. He miraculously agreed.

And me, being the noob that I was, asked Syra to go with me. She wasn't really interested in the lame-est performances by the juniors either.

So the both of us stepped into the boys' toilet, and I started pulling out the ear stud.

And I couldn't do it! I was new to piercings then and it hurted like hell!

I thought the ear lobe wouldn't hurt as much, so I tried to remove it first. The pain was excruciating, like tearing your skin!

And at that time my pain endurance level wasn't as high as now k! Omg. I can almost feel the pain now, hahaha!

So Syra helped me, and we were sweating and laughing and screaming (mostly me) in the toilet.

We stayed inside for a full hour, trying to get the stud out, but the backing of the stud was so tight! And my ear was so painful! Can you imagine!

After much struggle and much screaming,

POP!

The stud came out.

And immediately, "Should all aqquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind..."

We heard that from the hall. That signified the end of the graduation ceremony. Great, I thought.

Luckily I didn't remove all of the piercings!

But there was a problem. I couldn't put back my ear lobe piercing. The hole closed, like almost immediately, because the wound was still very raw.

Just then, a couple of Normal Tech guys came into the toilet to smoke and do their business. And they saw Syra and I in the toilet, with me screaming and Syra panicking because I'm screaming because we were trying to poke the stud back into my ear.

And I swear it hurted like fuck!

Then one of them offered to help, and what he did was hold the stud in place, and pushed it in like how you push a thumbtack into a wall.

My face turned pale.

I pierced the same place twice!

Then I got back my soul and left the school, with my ear burning and sore.

That's it, that was my graduation ceremony. In the toilet, in tremendous pain and soaked in sweat!

I bet no one would want a graduation ceremony like mine, because everyone wants theirs to be wonderful and memorable!

(Mine was memorable ok!)

Anyway, if your graduation ceremony wasn't as good as how you wanted it to be, fret not! Let the movie cast of High School Musical 3 fulfil your unfulfilled dreams!

They are graduating!

Catch Walt Disney Pictures' High School Musical 3: Senior Year in cinemas from October 24!

Remember! (:

2008-10-12T18:21:00.000+08:00

Hi readers. Currently at Alvin's place, again.

That person, ask me come his house, but he slept before I came. Luckily I had the brains/balls to press the doorbell, despite waiting outside for some time, otherwise I won't know what to do.

Yesterday was Alvin's birthday celebration. His birthday is on this coming Saturday, but due to the commencement of his 'O' Levels, he decided to celebrate earlier.

I went to his place at 5pm, slacked around and helped with some stuff with Xiaomin, and then went down to the BBQ pit.

Then I left for Ruan.

After Ruan practice I went back, and the BBQ ended. All I saw of the pit was his uncle pouring water to extinguish the flame.

Oh well. Then we, as in his friends and I went up to his house to slack and rest. Afterwhich we set off to Simpang Bedok.

After eating my dinner at Simpang at around 12 midnight, we went back to his house. I collected my things and ruan, then went home to bathe.

Then, I went back to his house again at 2am to ton with him, Xiaomin, Sujatha and Hazel. Laughed until we teared, stoned, screamed, laughed again, then they slept. Xiaomin and I were surviving well until she succumbed to slumber. I dozed off for 15 minutes, and then woke them up at 8am plus.

Sujatha has an irritating voice to wake people up. Hazel and Su were fighting for the matress. Xiaomin was half stoned, and Alvin was undisturbed in his deep slumber.

Like now. Haha.

I, on the otherhand, was watching and laughing like some lunatic.

Then I went home after getting some groceries from the market for my mom. Reached home at around 11am, ate, bathed, and went to Ruan again.

And now I am here again.

And he is still asleep.

I am tired, super tired and uncomfortable. I need to fall dead on the desk for a moment.

See you. Hahaha.

2008-10-08T13:12:00.012+08:00

Hi readers! In the midst of preparing for exams, many of us often complain that the stress is unbearable, the pressure is almost killing you.

And many people often ask me,

"How come you not stress one?!"

during the exams period.

Usually when I seem calm and I can still laugh and joke despite exams being a few days/hours/minutes away, there are only a few possibilities to why that is happening:

I do not care about the exam,
I am well prepared already (not everytime),
I destress myself now and then!

So, since some of my friends who are taking their important exams are feeling all stressed up that they cannot breathe, I am disclosing my secret manual of relieving stress! Here goes...

The 10 Most Effective Ways to Destress!

1) Shopping!

This always helps. Agree? Don't be afraid that you will end up broker than ever, because during the exams period you don't get to spend!

School canteen is closed, everyone goes home after each paper to study, so there's no eating outside either, you will feel too guilty to go shopping when you have a paper the next day, or your parents will kpkb you to stay at home and study.

So, while preparing for your exams, don't forget to empty your piggy bank and bring every cent along! You do not know when you may need it!

Ok I know no one uses piggy banks anymore. Just bring your ATM card!

The feeling when you pay up and get your shopping list shorter is... unexplainable. It is almost orgasmic. Haha!

2) Eating.

This method has some conditions. You must eat food that is atas! (Atas: Malay slang for high class.)

Well not exactly high class, since you can go to Hongkong cafes too. Restaurants which are affordable for poor students like us are Sakae, or anything similiar, Fish and Co., which is getting suckier by the way, or Ajisen etc.

Choose a restaurant which you think you can afford! Otherwise you will either end up washing bowls for them or worse!

If you are not willing to pay so much for food but still want to eat atas food, go to the better fast food restaurants, like Subway, which is my favourite, or Yoshinoya, MOS Burger etc.

At least all these is better than Mac's choke-to-death Big Mac or the oily McSpicy, or Kentucky's Fried Oily Chicken k.

If you think eating atas food is too expensive and not worth the price, then go to any hawker centre, like Market 85 or Maxwell or go to Geylang and order one whole table of food to stuff yourself to death.

And if you are weight conscious, you can always puke out all that you have ate. It's also better because it makes you feel good, and relieves your stress!

3) Pretend to be a monster

Yes. Put on your shrek ears and go scare every kid you see.If it is very sunny then put on your shades as well. Growl, snort, and run around.

4) Do henna!

You can choose to get henna done on you:

That is done by Syra by the way. Or do henna for people:

That was done by me, on someone's hand when I was at the Geylang Bazaar helping Syra out. This was one of my first few customers, so I was very nervous. But as I did on more and more customers the less nervous I got!

For Syra and I, painting, doing art and henna actually makes us feel good, we feel calm and happy doing it. So you might want to give it a try?

But if you are going to do henna on people, beware!

You will stain your hands, like crazy! Unless you wear gloves la. I scrubbed until my skin was tearing and it was still as bad. But Syra's hands were worse! Intense brown-black ok! I laugh everytime I see her hands!

5) Get pierced!

Many of you guys know that I have a number of piercings. I have 7 on my left ear and 1 on my tongue, and I had one on my arm. And I still want more. Haha.

That was my arm piercing.

Ironically, I do not like the pain when I am getting pierced! And I hate it when it bleeds! But I still feel happy after getting pierced leh.

Weird hor.

If you are a piercing fanatic and don't mind the pain, you may want to give it a try, you might like it!

Ok stop calling me a sadist.

6) Sing your lungs and heart out!

During that period of time when I was preparing for my exams, I frequent K-box and the similiar karaoke places often.

Yes, I love to sing. Friends will know that I sing everywhere and anywhere, at anytime.

I even sing softly during exams in the exam hall!

But if you think that K-box is too expensive, then do it the cost-free way.

Sing at anywhere, everywhere, at anytime! Free also! Your reputation and image might be at stake though. But who cares, you are stressed up, you are obliged to do these things.

You may want to consider these songs to sing, and probably learn their dance! Dancing will relieve stress too!

(宇宙小姐 - SHE)

黑 Girl and SHE is the new sex man. I am totally in love with their new songs!

7) Talk to your dog!

"What again?"

See my dog is always there to listen to me. Ok not always. Sometimes he will get bored and go to some corner and sleep.

So as back up, I have Eeyore!

Yes, soft toys work the same way. Why, both animals and soft toys also cannot give you replies in human language what!

(And by the way, I insist that Eeyore is a boy.)

But if you don't have a dog its also fine. Talk to any pet. Fish, turtle, cat, monster, whatever. If not just pick a favourite soft toy la.

8) Blog!

When you get bored of your dog/cat/fish/soft toy/whatever, rant on cyber space!

It won't stop you, unless your computer gives way!

Then you can be the suay-est person on earth! Haha!

9) Sit down and do nothing.

This is a dangerous method, because you might not be able to stop using it!

Take a break, put your books aside, find a place which you feel comfortable in, and do nothing related to studying.

Listen to music, watch tv, whatever. Do anything, just leave your books alone.

But of course, go back to them when you start to realise that you have slacked too much. A little self discipline is also good!

But if this is not enough, then consider the extreme.

10) Sleep!

This is even more dangerous because you will enjoy it even more!

Have a rest, go to bed. Knock out for a while and drool if you need!

But also, self discipline! Remember to wake up and return to the books and notes, and mug!

Whooo! I bet my 10 kickass ways to help people destress is the best in the world. Once again,

GOOD LUCK AND WORK HARD TO ALL TAKING 'O' LEVELS AND 'A' LEVELS!

And please relieve those tension whenever you feel unbearable!

PS: THIS IS THE ~~THIRD~~ FORTH TIME I AM TYPING THIS POST! THE INTERNET EXPLORER JUST DECIDES TO GIVE WAY KNOW? THEN ALL *POOF* GONE! NABEH! Walao eh! Angry to the max! What the hell is wrong with the com sia! >:(

2008-10-08T01:19:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! I need to finish this post before my mother comes home. She will nag at me if I stay up too late. So irritating one.

And also because I am probably meeting Syra and Irfan in the morning tomorrow, so I need to wake up early!

And and also because I woke up at 5.30am today for the last promos paper, Literature!

Which totally killed all of us I swear.

Or at least, me. D:

I don't know how to pass sia walao eh. Ok I shall not think about this issue otherwise I won't be able to sleep until 15th Oct, which is the day the school will release the Promos results.

*Screams*

Putting that aside, I also want to say...

GOOD LUCK TO ALL FRIENDS TAKING 'O' LEVELS AND 'A' LEVELS!

Last lap already, just chiong la. (:

'N' Levels are over la, but I still wish you guys all the best for results! All go sec 5! Go go go!

I reckon that most of my friends taking exams are very stressed up and vexed over exams. So, Naijiew is going to teach you all how to destress!

Stay tuned for next upcoming post: The 10 Most Effective Ways to Destress!

(Yay I finally can post about this, after missing the opportunity the other time because I was too caught up with Promos.)

Come back tomorrow! I promise it will be up! ;D